mrbasehart's Film Challenge! - COMPLETE

[Tripe]

Oh no, this is more like the Left Behind books.

An adaptation of Farmer might make for a more interesting film, or at least a differently bad film to the one I suggested.

[mrbasehart]

Fine. I'll bring the pain then.

Vampire Dentist
One Eyed Monster
Surf Nazis Must Die!
Date Movie
Super Capers
Tromeo & Juliet
Rock and Roll Nightmare
Blade Trinity
The Apple
Hello Down There
Rhinestone
Arthur II : On the Rocks
Dungeons & Dragons
Pennies from Heaven
The Razor's Edge (1984)
Knight Chills
The Stuff
Caddyshack II
Phantom of the Paradise
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
Snakes on  Train
Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation
B*A*P*S
Speed Zone

and a gimme:
The Longest Day

Thank you! That list has just shown me that I hadn't rated either Blade Trinity or Dungeons & Dragons.  The others will be added.

EDIT: Oh, and I've seen Phantom of the Paradise.

[gbeenie]

Twilight of the Cockroaches
Light Years
Le Dernier Combat

[anais.jude]

Have you seen A HArd Days Night, Help!, Yellow Submarine, and Magical Mystery Tour?

[mrbasehart]

Yes, own it, Yes, no.

[Tripe]

Which is the one with Albert Steptoe in it?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Fine. I'll bring the pain then....

Phantom of the Paradise

How DARE you!!!!  

Don't bother with Magical Mystery Tour....  Watch The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash, if you haven't already.  Their version of it sums it up nicely.

Which is the one with Albert Steptoe in it?

A Hard Day's Night.  "He's very clean"

[anais.jude]

Fine. I'll bring the pain then....

Phantom of the Paradise

How DARE you!!!!  

Don't bother with Magical Mystery Tour....  Watch The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash, if you haven't already.  Their version of it sums it up nicely.

Which is the one with Albert Steptoe in it?

A Hard Day's Night.  "He's very clean"

No, watch a Magical Mystery Tour. You said you wanted to watch every movie. I CHALLENGE thee!

[Compound]

Fine. I'll bring the pain then....

Phantom of the Paradise

How DARE you!!!!  

Hey, some of the films on that list are ones that I like. I just chose the memorable ones. 

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

No, watch a Magical Mystery Tour. You said you wanted to watch every movie. I CHALLENGE thee!

That's not a movie.  It's a bunch of over-indulged musicians wandering around England in a bus.

Hey, some of the films on that list are ones that I like. I just chose the memorable ones.

Only thing painful about watching Phantom of the Paradise is wondering how much better it could have been if DePalma had done just one more re-write with a little help from another screenwriter.

[mrbasehart]

Magical Mystery Tour and The Rutles are both tv-movies, and they are stricken from the list. 

[Doctor Who?]

I would just like to pop in and say I refuse to watch any movie that stars a singer,band,or sports star.  Every movie that stars one of those has awful writing,insanely bad acting,and was most likely shot over a weekend as a quick cheap cash in.

[gbeenie]

I would just like to pop in and say I refuse to watch any movie that stars a singer,band,or sports star.  Every movie that stars one of those has awful writing,insanely bad acting,and was most likely shot over a weekend as a quick cheap cash in.

Have you seen A Hard Day's Night?

[Doctor Who?]

Well I'm not a Beatles fan and it stars them so no.  Is it any good?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I would just like to pop in and say I refuse to watch any movie that stars a singer,band,or sports star.  Every movie that stars one of those has awful writing,insanely bad acting,and was most likely shot over a weekend as a quick cheap cash in.

Have you seen A Hard Day's Night?

Or Help! for that matter? Or Head, The Rose, Tommy, Desperately Seeking Susan or UHF?

Not everything out there is Cool As Ice.  Too many are but not everything.

EDIT:  Forgot Joan Jett in Light of Day with Michael J. Fox.  And I remember Siskel and Ebert saying that Rick Springfield's Hard to Hold was decent back when it came out.  Never saw it though.