Now Available - Ghost with Cole Stratton & Janet Varney! And a CONTEST!!!

[Conor]

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/ghost



If messy wet clay and the brothers Everly are your idea of foreplay, look no further than this Jerry Zucker-directed (yes, THAT Jerry Zucker) surprise smash hit of 1990.

Test your credulity as our beloved Patrick Swayze trades in his dirty dancin' shoes and his blue collar bartending meat hooks to give a turn in the role he was destined to play: an intelligent, educated, high-powered account executive.

Feel his pain when he is prematurely ripped away from Demi Moore while she is upstaged by her own Hobbit haircut.

Drown in misery as you discover that the only way he can communicate with her is through a scenery-gnawing con woman.

But cheer up! You also get to feast your eyes on some of cinema's worst special effects in the form of crudely animated shadow demons.*

Cole Stratton and Janet Varney return for another Swayze classic with Ghost, a movie cloaked in profound questions about the existence of an afterlife, whether the living can communicate with the dead, and how in the world Whoopi Goldberg ended up with an Oscar.

*We are not referring to Tony Goldwyn.

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/ghost


To celebrate, let's riff some photos from Ghost!

Our favorites will win a free RiffTrax.

[iv3rdawG]

Yeah!



One of my favorite riff teams, and that's only after having one out.

[mrbasehart]

Demi Moore's sculpture of Patrick Swayze proved he was Jewish after all.

[BDiamond]

Patrick Swayze withdraws money for Whoopi Goldberg's abortion in Dirty Dancing 2: Electric Whoopaloo.

[gbeenie]

"A Marmuduke strip that was funny? The HELL?"

[gbeenie]

Clearly, there IS such a thing as "too much" Botox.

[gbeenie]

Oh, god! All these donations get me so hot.

[gbeenie]

"I'm sorry, Ms. Goldberg, but a Dopey White Guy is not sufficient collateral for a small business loan."

[gbeenie]

"Okay, Mister Schiavelli: If I give you a quarter, will you please go get your own newspaper?"

[Artie]

Again with the phallic symbols!  When is this going to stop?

[Thrifty]

Patrick Swayze withdraws money for Whoopi Goldberg's abortion in Dirty Dancing 2: Electric Whoopaloo.

Dirty Dancing 2 was already made under the subtitle Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights.

[BDiamond]

"Signore Salieri is gonna hate this review in the Times!"


//EDIT: They were in Italy, not Germany, therefore it should read "Signore Salieri," not "Herr Salieri."  My bad.

[Courtney]

Elisabeth Hasselbeck finally goes too far and unleashes Goldberg's alterego, The Whoop Ass.

[Thrifty]

What do you, the viewers at home, think about the movie so far?

[BDiamond]

Patrick Swayze withdraws money for Whoopi Goldberg's abortion in Dirty Dancing 2: Electric Whoopaloo.

Dirty Dancing 2 was already made under the subtitle Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights.

It didn't star the Swayzmeister, so I don't consider it legitimate. So there.