Favorite Lines

[THE QUEEN!!!]

I freaking loved this one. SO brilliant--mostly because this movie had it coming. I love all the lines spoken already, plus

"A skeksis!"  A dark Crystal reference! and it totally looks like one!

I loved all the lines like "I didn't mean grab it by the blade" which refer to stupid things the movie does that I've been weeping over for these past few years.

And GREAT Richard Harris Dumbledore impressions, you guys. Fantastic rifftrax.

But I wanted a joke about how bad the computer animation was on Dobby. Did I miss one?

[Scorpy]

"Morning, Harpo."

"Only peasants have stomachs."

"Aragog!  Aragog!"
"He's calling Strider?"
"Forgot which blockbuster he was in."

"Ah ha!  You're exactly where I left you!  You didn't use my blindness to your advantage at all!  How cunning."

"I should've laminated myself."