Twilight coming 4/21 - Riff This contest!!!!!

[PlayMSTie]

"EXPELLIARMUS!"

[Raven]

Is that a vampire bat?   

[MSTJedi]

Okay, if you don't stop laughing at my hair, I'm gonna take this bat, swing it up over my head . . .

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

One of these days Alice... right to the moon... see it... right up there... the moon.

[kodiakthejuggler]

I dub thee "Sir Moodybrat", Knight of the Hip Vampires.

[Johnny Unusual]

When 3D tries to hard.


Ambercrombie Vs. Finch!



The second before someone loses an eye.

[mattwnelson]

His dowsing talent for wan, petulant females was mocked by the others, but his day came sooner than any could expect.

[awfulgoodmovies]

"Yeah this is where Al Lewis is buried....But did any of you 'geniuses' realize he was just an actor?!"

[awfulgoodmovies]

"It's a brake line off a '72 Impala! Pretty neat huh?!.....No it doesn't make any sense....Why does anything have to make sense?!"

[Raven]

You'll have to pry this from my cold dead hand... wait, never mind it's that way now.

[Ortega]

"See...right there.....another teenage goth girl in the audience.  5 bucks says i can hit her."

[awfulgoodmovies]

"Debbie you are soooo baked!....And it's about time you returned my little brothers coat and mittens."

[Johnny Unusual]

Wine?


Pot dealers Vs. Baseball fans!  Only one can survive!


A stick: the ultimate last minute birthday gift.

[Thrifty]

Is that a vampire bat?   

This just may be my favorite so far.

[doggans]

"I see you have constructed a new baseball bat...indeed you are powerful as The Emperor has foreseen."