Twilight 2: New Moon

[Moleman]

The Bum and Spoony's take on the second Twilight:

http://blip.tv/play/AYGxlmIC

http://blip.tv/play/hIVVgbGGQwI

[Lovye]

No way man, Aberdeen RULES!!!


Oh, sorry, wrong series.

But....

But the tribe isn't telling White Eyes about the other vampires being vampires either...so the Cullens bought their silence about everyone no matter how nasty?

Besides, Jacob is bitching at Edward at the end of this new movie that biting Bella will be breaking the treaty...and she's not part of the tribe.

And Jacob knows about the bite mark on Bela's arm...guess that's not a problem because she didn't die?  And if all the Cullens had to leave because the Dr.'s age was raising questions, how come they were able to come back at the end of the movie?

Oh...for the clarity and story-telling prowess of a George Lucas script.....

I can't believe I am quasi defending this.

 Alright, they're not telling ANYBODY about vampires in the area because, well, really?   I know Billy or whatever is friends with Charlie, but, "Charlie, there are vampires on the loose and my tribe are wolf people," would terminate a friendship and possibly land The Bees Wounded Knees in the loony bin.

I think another part of the agreement is that the vampires couldn't hunt people.  The Cullen vampires, I mean.  I have yet to see this movie.

I don't think the bite mark on Bella's arm is an issue because none of the Cullens did it.  It was one of the "bad" vampires.  The story about Dr. Cullen's age may have been a cover to give Bella an excuse that it's not all her.

Indeed.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

No way man, Aberdeen RULES!!!


Oh, sorry, wrong series.

But....

But the tribe isn't telling White Eyes about the other vampires being vampires either...so the Cullens bought their silence about everyone no matter how nasty?

Besides, Jacob is bitching at Edward at the end of this new movie that biting Bella will be breaking the treaty...and she's not part of the tribe.

And Jacob knows about the bite mark on Bela's arm...guess that's not a problem because she didn't die?  And if all the Cullens had to leave because the Dr.'s age was raising questions, how come they were able to come back at the end of the movie?

Oh...for the clarity and story-telling prowess of a George Lucas script.....

I can't believe I am quasi defending this.

 Alright, they're not telling ANYBODY about vampires in the area because, well, really?   I know Billy or whatever is friends with Charlie, but, "Charlie, there are vampires on the loose and my tribe are wolf people," would terminate a friendship and possibly land The Bees Wounded Knees in the loony bin.

I think another part of the agreement is that the vampires couldn't hunt people.  The Cullen vampires, I mean.  I have yet to see this movie.

I don't think the bite mark on Bella's arm is an issue because none of the Cullens did it.  It was one of the "bad" vampires.  The story about Dr. Cullen's age may have been a cover to give Bella an excuse that it's not all her.

Indeed.

Well, there are ways of ratting out others without ratting yourself out....especially since wolves don't sparkle in the sun.

Never got to see Dreadlocks sparkle....wonder how that would have looked?

And saw no sign at all of the kid who somehow managed to speed through the parking lot and almost hit Bella last movie despite all the speed bumps and Dreadlocks is gone - so "Twilight" is officially out of African Americans

[RobtheBarbarian]

Barbarian, come on now, that's just your butt speaking on the realism mode from L4D2...

Granted, but he's pretty good at typing, huh?

[Lovye]

http://blip.tv/play/hIVVgbGGQwI

Who is that?  It's like Zach Braff went to the Glen Beck School of Pausing, Acting, & Looking.

[TeamRAD]

Damn straight, Joss...Angel would kick the shit out of him!

http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:424660

...just wait until some of the Twihards discover the incredible Buffyverse.

[Sideswipe]

vampires in film/tv are all gay anyway.  There is no escaping that.

[Tyrant]

vampires in film/tv are all gay anyway.  There is no escaping that.

Except Spike. He's a man's....vampire man...thing. Yeah. He's the manliest vampire I've ever seen.

We were at the mall on Saturday and not only was it overpopulated by tweens and teens (100% of them girls) wearing/carrying Twilight "Team ____" whatsits, but Hot Topic was about to split down the sides from all the people in there buying vampire gear.

I don't understand this team stuff. If it's about who gets the girl, then doesn't Edward win by default? That makes rooting for Jacob kind of silly.

[Courtney]

Question: why do they all have albino ferret eyes in this one, but not the last one?

This is something I still genuinely want to know.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I don't understand this team stuff. If it's about who gets the girl, then doesn't Edward win by default? That makes rooting for Jacob kind of silly.

Doesn't sound like anyone who ends up with Bella is really "winning" at all.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I don't understand this team stuff. If it's about who gets the girl, then doesn't Edward win by default? That makes rooting for Jacob kind of silly.

Doesn't sound like anyone who ends up with Bella is really "winning" at all.

Actually, I think there's a chance that the "Team ____" could be an interesting sociological study some day.  Find out if "Team Edward" all ended up in abusive relationship whereas "Team Jacob" didn't....

Or if there's a higher rate of pedophilia in the guys that "Team Jacob" goes for?

[Cosmic Muse]

You know, if I was Bella and I had to chose between Edward and Jacob, I'd go for the werewolf. Why is Bella just so dumb? Jacob saved her numerous times yet she chooses Edward. I just don't get it. Jacob is so much hotter than Edward as well.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Why is Bella just so dumb?

Hard for a character to be smarter than the author of said work.....

[RobtheBarbarian]

Dumb like a fox, if that's the case. I'm more inclined to agree with Spoony when he says she's more likely just batshit crazy.

[Tyrant]

You know, if I was Bella and I had to chose between Edward and Jacob, I'd go for the werewolf. Why is Bella just so dumb? Jacob saved her numerous times yet she chooses Edward. I just don't get it. Jacob is so much hotter than Edward as well.

If I was Bella, I'd move the hell away from Forks, WA and go somewhere with normal guys.