New Short Now Available - Going Steady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Conor]

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/going-steady




It's the most important decision you'll ever make: should I eat the rest of this BK Stacker, or just trust my vague feeling of nausea and quit while I'm ahead? But put that aside now and let's talk about the third most important decision you'll ever make*: should I go steady? The answer, of course, is no. But the short Going Steady doesn't settle for such easy answers. Instead it probes the question through the tortured angst of Marie, an insecure girl with "offbeat" good looks who can't shake her Jeff habit. Jeff, for his part, is a flannel-clad Lothario, prowling the high school hallways and leaving nothing but the shattered husks of broken-hearted bobby-soxers as his terrible toll. Otherwise, very polite young man. In the powerful third act, Marie confronts Jeff, and the reaction is as explosive as anything Judson T. Landis has ever done!

Mike, Kevin and Bill learned everything they know about life, about love...and about laughter....from Going Steady.

*The 2nd is "should I take advantage of the zero percent financing on the hedge trimmer I want to buy?"

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/going-steady

[eegah]

Only 24 exclamation points? The last short had 45! This one must suck. I think I'll pass. 

[bettertomorrowamy]

I agree.  How can we trust that this will be a good short when we have an exclamation shortfall.

[PlayMSTie]

I can see "authoritative suspenders" being the next "rudimentary lathe."