Want an update on what's next please!

[AmazingThor]

They're already shooting the sequel and they have more lined up.

Which means that in all likelihood, we'll get to hear our riffers do justice to the most disgusting birth scene this side of Alien.

There is a God.

Wait, does one of the vampires give birth? I've never read the books but I thought the whole point was that the vampires were abstinent.

You know, on second thought, I don't want to know anymore about this series

[Doctor Who?]

But i thought all woman loved Twilight and would gladly kill for what's his name the vampire guy.

[dalem]

Interesting dilemma.

On the one hand: Vampire fiction is anathema to me, so the movie is anathema to me, which qualifies it as "bad" for me.

On the other hand: The whole flippin' point of movie riffing.

-dale

[Shamalama]

Wait, does one of the vampires give birth? I've never read the books but I thought the whole point was that the vampires were abstinent.

You know, on second thought, I don't want to know anymore about this series

Well, there is one way around abstinence.

Let's ask PlayMSTie!  If the first book ended in a prom, then the second one has to be a wedding, third a birth, and forth....live eternal as a sparkler?

[bratpop]

Twilight... okay, but riffing the sequels? I don't think the riffclowns hate themselves that much. It'd be like riffing an eight hour movie.

[PlayMSTie]

Wait, does one of the vampires give birth? I've never read the books but I thought the whole point was that the vampires were abstinent.

You know, on second thought, I don't want to know anymore about this series

Well, there is one way around abstinence.

Let's ask PlayMSTie!  If the first book ended in a prom, then the second one has to be a wedding, third a birth, and forth....live eternal as a sparkler?

It's not spaced like that, but yes, you've got the sequence of events correct. Pretty predictable, ain't it?

[Shamalama]

Wait, does one of the vampires give birth? I've never read the books but I thought the whole point was that the vampires were abstinent.

You know, on second thought, I don't want to know anymore about this series

Well, there is one way around abstinence.

Let's ask PlayMSTie!  If the first book ended in a prom, then the second one has to be a wedding, third a birth, and forth....live eternal as a sparkler?

It's not spaced like that, but yes, you've got the sequence of events correct. Pretty predictable, ain't it?

It's what every good girl dreams her life will be....right?

[Edward J Grug III]

On the other hand: The whole flippin' point of movie riffing.

Exactly!

I think people are getting too used to riffing on "good" movies.

Bring on the shit, I say!

[PlayMSTie]

Wait, does one of the vampires give birth? I've never read the books but I thought the whole point was that the vampires were abstinent.

You know, on second thought, I don't want to know anymore about this series

Well, there is one way around abstinence.

Let's ask PlayMSTie!  If the first book ended in a prom, then the second one has to be a wedding, third a birth, and forth....live eternal as a sparkler?

It's not spaced like that, but yes, you've got the sequence of events correct. Pretty predictable, ain't it?

It's what every good girl dreams her life will be....right?

Especially with a sparkling undead guy!

[bratpop]

It's saying a lot when the glittery vampires are disappointing even by glitter standards.

[Action Batch]

Twilight... okay, but riffing the sequels? I don't think the riffclowns hate themselves that much. It'd be like riffing an eight hour movie.

What about the entire SW prequel trilogy? That's an 8 hour+ shit storm.

[bratpop]

But at least the first two are different. They only did the third out of guilt. And that's not four of the same movie. And it's not 8+ hours.

[Action Batch]

Oh you're right. It's a 7hour+ shit storm. Thank god we got that corrected.

[Thrifty]

Oh you're right. It's a 7hour+ shit storm. Thank god we got that corrected.

I swear to God, Ebichu, you have the most disturbing avatar images.

[TheUnabeefer]

According to my gal, Meyers "Lucas'd" the last book... went way off of her own (already set) mythology.  Had vampires doing things she previously stated they weren't able to do, the characters were far out of character, etc etc.

I hope when they make the final film, they insert in some digital creatures, and a lot of walkie talkies.