Favorite lines

[malkavman]

Cant believe no one's started a fav lines thread for this one yet.

"Deck the halls with boughs of holly."

"He now knows enough English to manage a Denny's"

[Doc Steve]

Not an exact quote, but...

"They're so cool and hip, they don't even need dialogue anymore!" 

[Ian M.]

"The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedos."

"That money box is sponsored by Barack Obama."

"Cedric and I should re-make Grumpy Old Men."


And the "Deck the Halls" line nearly killed me by laughing so hard.

[ShadowDog]

I've been holding out on this rifftrax because the movie is so very painful.  But I finally broke down and got it and I have to say, it was really funny.  Richard Cheese was excellent, and I put him up there with Weird Al and that Spidey 3 guy as the best guest riffers.

My favorite lines were the ones mocking Cheedle's insane accent.  LMFAO