Riff This! Official Photo Caption Contest!

[kodiakthejuggler]

"I never said being a Shark dentist was easy Ted."

OUTSTANDING!

[JackTheRIFFER]

"Oh GOD!!!  My claspers are cought in the engine!"

[GregMcduck]

Yeah, and just what are we going to tell the insurance company? Backed up into a shark while it was in mid-jump? We'd be laughed out of the city!

[Invisible NanoGhost]

"I never said being a Shark dentist was easy Ted."

Ugh.  I was trying to think of a good dentist quip, but couldn't come up with something short and sweet!  Nice one!

[awfulgoodmovies]

"I ain't stickin' my Wee-wee in that for any amount of money!"

[JackTheRIFFER]

"I told you that stupid mounted singing fish was going to be trouble!"

[GregMcduck]

Oh great, and the first day Dad lets me have the keys to the boat too!

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

I'm sorry, I thought I heard someone say "Duuuuuun un.  Duuuuuun un."

[JackTheRIFFER]

Mythbusters Adam and Jamie go way too far in their "Jaws Myths" episode.

[trobotcrow]

"Excuse me: do you have any Grey Poupon?"

[itsjustsomerandomguy]

Hey, guys? Can you show me the way to go home? Man, I'm tired, and I want to go to bed! Y'see, I had a little drink about, oh, let's say an hour ago? And, yeah, it went right to my head!

[darkchashy]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? not any more..

[JackTheRIFFER]

"Hey, can I use your WiFi to e-mail Shammu?"

[RVR II]

I'm just a Water Slide.. Give me a Break!

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Aaaaaaaaaaaave mariiiiiiiiiia