What have we learned?

[pstokely]

Diapers make good bathing suits for cowards

[bratpop]

I learned that in order to overcome your fear of drowning, you have to learn to swim. And in order to learn to swim, you have to take a lesson, not just think really hard while you're in water.

I learned that beach balls defy all physics by knocking things of greater mass towards the impact instead of away from it.

I learned that dogs can jump well over twelve feet in the air.

I learned that it's really easy to get written about in the local paper. All you have to do is say something or stand up.

[Rattrap007]

People who can't swim are complete and utter pusses...

[Bob]

I learned in the 50s it was okay for older men to walk up to boys changing clothes, sit down inches from them, and discuss personal things.