What Should Have Been

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

In this thread, you right a synopsis for a movie based on a different possible interpretation of the film's title.

As a starting example,
From Justin To Kelly is a quirky yet poignant romantic comedy about a young woman  returning to her small-town home after a male-to-female sex change operation.

[bratpop]

The Matrix - The exciting sequel to Pi, where a dude just looks at a grid of numbers for the whole movie.

Star Wars - Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds have a fight to the death to see who the better mustachioed celebrity is.

Animal Crackers - A mad butcher starts a pastry shop where he sells cookies made from roadkill.

Superman - Joe Peschi stars as a loveable superintendant. That's it.

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie - Joel Schumacher tries to make a Batman & Robin movie for kids.

A.I. - Tony Danza plays a man accused of being a pedophile, but every time he opens his mouth to clear his name, someone interrupts him. (Ya gotta think about it for a minute.)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Another spinoff from Van Wilder, fratboy Harry Potter seeks fame and fortune by entering the annual Flaming Shots Competition in Norway.

[Rattrap007]

Get Smart - a documentary on the education system

[anais.jude]

Batman-- just a filmed version of die fledermaus