Favorite Lines

[ninjacat11]

Post your favorite riffs from this short here.

Oh god, this riff is chock full of them.

"OH NO! I've forgotten how to buy food! HELP!"

"Shopping from a grocery list."
"A list that contains the single word Meat."

"What is impulse buying?"
"To find out, please see Centron's 12 part series, Impulse Buying: Hitler's Greatest Triumph."

"Henry will pay for and eat any unidentified lump that's set in front of him."

"Grayer does not always mean better."

"May we also remind you that water is wet and fire is hot."
"Keep breathing, too."

"If it says corn on the label, it's probably corn."

"It will pay you to analyze the situation and decide which is most economical for you and your family."
"Or what bad misfortune drove you to eat lima beans in the first place."

"Through ungodly terrain filled with hostile Indians."

[Lsnake]

This one was great, but my favorite was simply when one of them starts laughing as the narrator says "Henry and his wife don't often eat cake". That alone made me buy this one.

God I love that laugh, it cracks me up. Not quite sure who it belongs to though, but it's all good fun 

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

"Yes, she gave that much latitude to Henry here!"

"Not that you asked, but after eating lima beans, I can be found in the can as well."

"During clamato season, consume only clamatos."