Rank Arrrrrrriff

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

What'd you think me hardies?

[bettertomorrowamy]

Rrrrrrrr...be watchin' it agin soon.   

[Minnesota]

10... err, 9.8 that is 

[Rattrap007]

Arrr it be a 10 froms mees.  Nice to see one hit out of the ballpark after the dismal Ocean's 11 riff...

[kodiakthejuggler]

Very very nice riff!!!

I was pleased.

[Doc Steve]

Arrr it be a 10 froms mees.  Nice to see one hit out of the ballpark after the dismal Ocean's 11 riff...

I would give it a 9, but I agree that the Ocean's 11 riff may have been the weakest to date. 

[RVR II]

8

The movie hurt a bit

[Moxobna]

I was really disappointed. Towards the end I was looking at my watch, hoping it would be over soon.  Guys, nattering on about farts, fat, and breasts is not the same as crafting original, interesting, FUNNY jokes. You're better than this.

[Minnesota]

I'm with ya on the fart jokes, I cringe every time I hear a lame fart joke. In the end though, I tend to be pretty lenient on the Rifftrax guys as they consistently bring FUNNY jokes as well, despite the lazy jokes or unfunny banter/filler,

[Lazarus Dark]

My least favorite so far. Sorry, I give it a five. I fell asleep halfway and woke up again for the last twenty minutes. I actually wanted to turn it off after about ten minutes, but I was watching with others who seemed a little more into it.
The main problem for me really was that they kept talking over Jack Sparrow's best lines and such. Some of the riffing I loved, but I really did like Johnny Depp's performance in this and I felt like I was missing it. I think I would have loved it if they had just let Depp's performance stand and riff everything else, but hey, I know that's not really their style.

Note: I never actually realized how homo-erotic this movie is before. Favorite riff line: Orlando says, "I'm right where I'm supposed to be, between you and Jack"- Kiera steps in the middle and Mike says "hey, you're ruining our man-wich!" I about fell out on that one, I never realized how that line sounded before.

[Doctor Who?]

I gave it a nine.

It kept me laughing.

[Terror from the year 5000]

A strong 9. I really liked this one.

Gillette!

Are you really the best a man can get?

[NYFalcon1981]

After watching it when it came out and holding off until the new year I must say this one has grown on me, originally I thought it was a decent nine but after today, I think it may be a ten, just because it has jokes for anyone!

I think this is an amazingly accessible riff, I have two different groups of friends whom i occasionally get to show Rifftrax or MST3K to and I plan on showing them both this one.

Outside of farrrr too many Kiera boob jokes this has some great riffs ranging from general to super obscure , I think the writers did quite well with this.