Fantasy Hockey eh? Put on your foil!

[RVR II]

Heh.. Canadians

[k1]

I'm number one, I'm number one!   I owe it all to a bunch of western Canadian goons who I would not know by sight if I ran into them in the street.

And you owe it all to a match up between the top 2 teams last week!   

I still can't believe how many more weeks there are until the playoffs start... This season seems like it's taking alot longer than usual.

[Bob]

I'm number one, I'm number one!   I owe it all to a bunch of western Canadian goons who I would not know by sight if I ran into them in the street.

And you owe it all to a match up between the top 2 teams last week!   

I still can't believe how many more weeks there are until the playoffs start... This season seems like it's taking alot longer than usual.

Until June sometime.................... even longer due to the Olympics.

[k1]

I'm number one, I'm number one!   I owe it all to a bunch of western Canadian goons who I would not know by sight if I ran into them in the street.

And you owe it all to a match up between the top 2 teams last week!   

I still can't believe how many more weeks there are until the playoffs start... This season seems like it's taking alot longer than usual.

Until June sometime.................... even longer due to the Olympics.

That explains it.

[k1]

I'm getting the Fail award this week against the last place team. 

Score                         G   A   +/-    PIM  PPP   W   L   GAA     SV%   SHO
   
The Fargin' Iceholes    1    6    0    18    2     0     6     3.90     .869    0    1
Man Verus Hockey    10    8    5    14    5     0     2     3.57     .892    0    7

One goal? All week? WTF?

[Bob]

I'm getting the Fail award this week against the last place team. 

Score                         G   A   +/-    PIM  PPP   W   L   GAA     SV%   SHO
   
The Fargin' Iceholes    1    6    0    18    2     0     6     3.90     .869    0    1
Man Verus Hockey    10    8    5    14    5     0     2     3.57     .892    0    7

One goal? All week? WTF?

I lost to the last place team last week 4-5-1, I think he is CHEATING.

[Tripe]

Que, Bob Probert just friended me on Facebook, not saying it's actually him necessarily but it might be. Weird.

[Bob]

Que, Bob Probert just friended me on Facebook, not saying it's actually him necessarily but it might be. Weird.

Was he drunk, high on drunks and wanting to fight you?

[Tripe]

Well he told me he loved me and I was his best friend before calling me a motherfucker in his personal message so that's a possibility. 

[Bob]

I noticed this morning in our fantasy hockey league that I clinched a playoff spot (PSLOwner).    I wonder when the playoffs begin?

I play the evil TripHounds Reducks this week, so I picked up a goon to help smash his star into the boards.


*1.   The Fargin' Iceholes 122-63-15 .648 259 8-0-2 10 10
*2.   Checked to the Wall! 115-59-26 .640 256 7-2-1 13 6
*3.   PSLOwner 106-67-27 .598 239 5-3-2 6 6
4.   Carl's Burritos 105-80-15 .563 225 2-7-1 5 26
5.   Mighty Docs 101-81-18 .550 220 7-2-1 14 19
6.   The BRD Slush Rink 95-84-21 .528 211 2-7-1 4 12
7.   TripeHound's Reducks 86-94-20 .480 192 4-5-1 8 -
8.   Hockey Juice 81-92-27 .473 189 8-2-0 12 11
9.   Ta-Ta's On Ice 81-92-27 .473 189 0-8-2 11 9
10.   Rock Knockers 76-93-31 .458 183 5-4-1 2 -
11.   Eddie Shore 79-103-18 .440 176 2-6-2 9 5
12.   the eh team 71-102-27 .423 169 6-2-2 3 -
13.   Cycling Down Low 68-102-30 .415 166 3-5-2 1 8
14.   Man Verus Hockey 54-128-18 .315 126 2-8-0 7 -

[k1]

We have this week & next week, and then the playoffs start.

(Don't forget, baseball draft is on the 20th.  Still time to sign up if you haven't yet.  We need some Roto teams badly.)

[Bob]

You know, it is hard to gain on the first and second place team when I go 7-1-2 for the week and still loose ground!

Looks like I will be in 3rd place for the playoffs.    And the best part, my bud at work who is the hockey expert, his team is 13th out of 14!

*1.   The Fargin' Iceholes             131-63-16          .662          278        9-0-1
*2.   Checked to the Wall!             123-59-28          .652          274        8-0-2
*3.   PSLOwner                               113-68-29          .607          255        7-1-2 
*4.   Carl's Burritos                         112-82-16          .571         240         7-2-1 

[k1]

Wooo! Playoffs start Monday!

[Bob]

Wooo! Playoffs start Monday!

* Starts Playoff Beard *

[k1]

Can I just say that the Bruins were completely disappointing the other night? (Much like most of their games lately)