This really passes for a "band"??

[Petey Wheatstraw]

You guys are hilarious.

"I'm the master of all musical knowledge!"

"No, I am the king of all music facts!'

"The hell you say! I know everything there is to know about music, and listen to a wider variety of music than you do!"

"No, I have more eclectic musical tastes!"

*fistfight*

Hey, I'm just having a bit of fun while I wait around and Isaac's always game. I can always count on him being around, no matter what day of the week or what time it is... it's ALWAYS Isaac time!

PS, I AM The King of All Musical Knowledge!

How much crack IS in your system, by the way?

[Wheaty Petestraw]

*yawn*

So tell me, Isaac... what IS the difference between a brutal death metal band and a melodic death metal band? I mean, you're the musical expert and I'm so confused on the matter.

The difference is that one will occasionally be purchased by someone who actually listens to the music they spend their money on, and one will be just another random purchase from idiots like you.

A blind purchase still has a chance of being good. When you buy an ICP or Hed PE record, you know you're getting crap.

I'm going to ask you once more: what is the difference between brutal death metal and melodic death metal? If you don't know, just say so.. everyone already knows you're retarded so it won't cause anymore harm.

[Wheaty Petestraw]

How much crack IS in your system, by the way?

Just a little. I've been abusing the bass lately and I need to get that fixed before it becomes a bigger problem.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

*yawn*

So tell me, Isaac... what IS the difference between a brutal death metal band and a melodic death metal band? I mean, you're the musical expert and I'm so confused on the matter.

The difference is that one will occasionally be purchased by someone who actually listens to the music they spend their money on, and one will be just another random purchase from idiots like you.

A blind purchase still has a chance of being good. When you buy an ICP or Hed PE record, you know you're getting crap.

Wow.

That's the most ridiculous cop-out the internet has ever known. The instant someone disagrees with the opinion of the masses, it's trolling. Did you ever stop to consider that people have differing opinions?

Again, WOW!

I'm going to ask you once more: what is the difference between brutal death metal and melodic death metal? If you don't know, just say so.. everyone already knows you're retarded so it won't cause anymore harm.

What's the difference between an Ingrown Asshair and an Asshole? One serves a purpose, and the other is simply annoying.

[Wheaty Petestraw]

That's what I thought, Isaac.

[torgosPizza]

No need to stoop to his level.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

That's what I thought, Isaac.

Yeah, this is about what I expected from a person who repeatedly tries to show us his own feces.

[torgosPizza]

So who wants to take a time out?

[k1]

Hollywood Undead: Cause of the great Rifftrax Civil War of 2008.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Hollywood Undead: Cause of the great Rifftrax Civil War of 2008

Who's arguing about Hollywood Undead?

Wait, does IA actually like that crap, and was offended by my putdowns of the band? That explains everything!

[k1]

Hollywood Undead: Cause of the great Rifftrax Civil War of 2008

Who's arguing about Hollywood Undead?

Wait, does IA actually like that crap, and was offended by my putdowns of the band? That explains everything!

It's either that or that it started in a thread originally about them.  Flip a coin.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Hollywood Undead: Cause of the great Rifftrax Civil War of 2008

Who's arguing about Hollywood Undead?

Wait, does IA actually like that crap, and was offended by my putdowns of the band? That explains everything!

It's either that or that it started in a thread originally about them.  Flip a coin.

I think all of this just goes to show how bad Hollywood Undead is. Because the band is so crappy, we'd rather discuss anything BUT Hollywood Undead in a thread ABOUT Hollywood Undead, and, in that retrospect, we are joined together by our hatred of Hollywood Undead!

And the Public Enemy/Anthrax collaboration rocks. Seriously.

[kodiakthejuggler]

So who wants to take a time out?

It's obvious to me who needs the time out. Ingrown Asshair is just a metal maniac. I am too. We understand that our music is not enjoyed by the masses. We understand it's considered stupid and moronic by some. We understand why people aren't won over by "cookie monster" vocals. It is Isaac who doesn't understand. He is appalled that we might throw a barb in his direction regarding his insistence that rap/metal is a good fusion, because he is insecure. He thinks we are out to get him, when in fact we, as metalheads, do it just to piss him off and laugh when he gets upset.

It's what we do, and we mean no harm. But he doesn't get that. He defends his musical tastes so vehemently that he'll drop the f-bomb with aplomb and call us every name in the book, as if it actually sinks into our moronic metalhead brains. It doesn't. Rap/Metal still sucks, and we still laugh at his anger.

Yet we are at ease. We are not steaming. We do not need time out to cool down.

And by the way, the contents of this post are in regards to "Rap/Metal" fusion only and not legitimate genres such as classical, jazz, rock, funk, etc. After all, we ARE talking about a band who's main ingredients are Metal and Rap.

[RoninFox]

Hollywood Undead: Cause of the great Rifftrax Civil War of 2008.

The 2007 war was Transformers based, right?  I'm keeping notes for when the history books are ready.

[k1]

Hollywood Undead: Cause of the great Rifftrax Civil War of 2008.

The 2007 war was Transformers based, right?  I'm keeping notes for when the history books are ready.

Pretty sure it was.