What have a learned...about stuff that may or may not include robbery...

[Tyrant]

Wow. That means that Mike is a nerd just like (most of) us. GO MIKE!!!

[Wiseblood]

My favorite nerdy joke was "It can not be beaten" "It's like Battletoads."

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

My favorite nerdy joke was "It can not be beaten" "It's like Battletoads."

Yeah, the same week that the Angry Video Game Nerd did a video on how hard Battletoads is, and a week after Screw Attack ranked Battletoads as the #1 hardest game of all time. Mike knows what he's talking about.

[Wiseblood]

I actually beat it once.  I don't know how I managed to do it, I was in some kind of zone I guess.  Unfortunately I was never able to repeat it. 
Stupid Clinger Winger. 

[Bairman]

I learned that Brad Pitt was apparently very hungry while making this movie.

[Doc Steve]

I learned that Brad Pitt was apparently very hungry while making this movie.

Whenever Angelina adopts a foreign orphan, Brad has sympathetic weight gain anyway.  You would know this if you read US Weekly.  I mean, gosh!!! 

[MST3Kgirl]

all it takes to get your wife back is a cell phone and secret camera...she'll be yours...

bag loads of prostitute cards will fool law officials..