Favorite Lines

[Omoi]

this is rifftrax is deifinetly in my top 5

pretty much everything after them going down the tunnel was genius

favorite line was definitely the john voight impression about the snakes 
i definitly pissed my pants, and everyone elses pants when i heard that

also ron being a murderer too.
i pooped my pants then... and your pants too

i recomend more john voight impressions, and more canadian accents

[RoninFox]

Sooo many great lines in this, many of them already listed here.

Loved the "watch out for snakes" callback

Everything about satan-worshiping got a laugh from me (and when you can make an actual pagan laugh with jokes like that you're doing it right.)

and of course "Quidditch, it's like the WNBA divided by curling."

[space_mutiny]

When the dead cat is shown hanging upside down:

"You killed my wife!"

[ElectricNachos]

Upon observing the many students wearing the same color scarf:

"I've never seen so may Tom Baker wannabes in one place!"

Dr. Who = WIN 

[Relaxing Dragon]

So many in this one I couldn't even begin to keep track. Here's a few great ones (apologies if I repeat what someone else already wrote):

Uncle Veron falls out the window: "Tell sausage I love it!"

Dumbledoor in the hallway with the petrified cat: "You three come with me. Uh, Larry, Don, and the mudblood." (all the mudblood jokes were great)

Hagrid with the binoculars in the Quidditch stadium: "Where the hell s the beerman!?"

Hargid leaving the stands: "I'm not talking to the cops again."

Herminone in bed: "Check... please..."

All great stuff, and so much more. The duel scene, Dumbledoor's speech at the end, and (or course) the Furry joke (not as good as the Saw one but had me in stiches anyways, especially the bit with the tail). Great riff all-around, really great work.

[TheUnabeefer]

"I'ma goin Levytown!"

Which Rifftrax was the one that started that?!  I have been trying to remember that since even before the new HP one....

[RoninFox]

"I'ma goin Levytown!"

Which Rifftrax was the one that started that?!  I have been trying to remember that since even before the new HP one....

It's a Plan 9 From Outer Space reference, so it's goin' way back.

[Wiseblood]

The Dukes of Hazzard, UK version.
With actual Dukes!
Well, right around this time the Duke boys were in a mess of trouble.

[TheUnabeefer]

"I'ma goin Levytown!"

Which Rifftrax was the one that started that?!  I have been trying to remember that since even before the new HP one....

It's a Plan 9 From Outer Space reference, so it's goin' way back.

Ahhhh yes...    well you'll be up THERE, while I'll be in THERE, and the aliens will be out HERE, while I will be locked in THERE humping your pillow.

...or something along those lines.

[Natureboy]

I enjoyed this one a lot as well...

Ron's going out to buy a couple of bags of Quik-Lime to disolve Lockhart's body.

[Pak-Man]

"Well I guess everything's back to normal!"
"Everything but Ron's murder charges!"
(laughter)

[Tyrant]

"Can you guess how drunk we are?"

(movie) "Tell the staff...."

(Riff) "...that I'm awesome."

[Natureboy]

Nice sword work Harry.
If all the villians are this lame, This being Harry Potter thing is going to be a breeze.
Sleeping with my glasses on like I always do, Honk-shu honk-shu

[PlayMSTie]

"Take a shrew out of petty cash."

[Rattrap007]

Loved anytime they spoke as Dumbledore "I"I'm one sexy senior citizen..."

Hissperanto..

Loved all the satanic jokes.

Overall a great riff