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Offline bettertomorrowamy

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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2008, 09:29:47 AM »
I just got Die Hard and will be submitting a full Riff after taking a break from I, Robot.
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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2008, 09:48:04 AM »
I'm going to start work on mine next week.


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2008, 01:38:19 PM »
I'm planning on giving this one the once over.  I'm not sold that this is a good target since Bruce Willis is cracking jokes through the whole thing anyway but I have a couple of ideas for jokes in certain places.


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2008, 01:40:41 PM »
No, it works.  I've got 10 minutes of stuff done.

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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2008, 08:39:15 PM »
Count me in....or count me to write one joke and then put my name on BTA's script.


That's right, I am the Ben Affleck of riffing   :D


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2008, 08:45:03 PM »
The title alone begs to be riffed. Does the protagonist hate games of chance, or does he just find them REALLY difficult.

Also, this movie is rated "M" for mild nudity (bonus) and motherfuckers. :)
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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2008, 08:22:21 AM »
I know there are a few writers with kids, so here's a family-oriented review for Die Hard. They're actually not that critical of the overall content. I know most people kinda roll their eyes at pages like these, but some families live by them. Die hard is the most risque film we've done so far, so it's important to have all the info out there.

http://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/Die-Hard.html

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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2008, 09:40:43 AM »
I know there are a few writers with kids, so here's a family-oriented review for Die Hard. They're actually not that critical of the overall content. I know most people kinda roll their eyes at pages like these, but some families live by them. Die hard is the most risque film we've done so far, so it's important to have all the info out there.

http://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/Die-Hard.html

-Chris

Wait, why do we need to read this?


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2008, 11:55:07 AM »
I know there are a few writers with kids, so here's a family-oriented review for Die Hard. They're actually not that critical of the overall content. I know most people kinda roll their eyes at pages like these, but some families live by them. Die hard is the most risque film we've done so far, so it's important to have all the info out there.

http://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/Die-Hard.html

-Chris

Wait, why do we need to read this?

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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2008, 09:58:24 AM »
My religion prevents me from riffing this.


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2008, 11:20:19 AM »
McClanism?


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2008, 08:12:27 AM »
Netflix is shipping my copy today. I can't wait to start on this.


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2008, 06:34:08 PM »
I know there are a few writers with kids, so here's a family-oriented review for Die Hard. They're actually not that critical of the overall content. I know most people kinda roll their eyes at pages like these, but some families live by them. Die hard is the most risque film we've done so far, so it's important to have all the info out there.

http://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/Die-Hard.html

-Chris

Wow really?


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2008, 12:08:36 AM »
My friend dropped me off the four-film box set last night, so I might have a crack at writing something for this. I seem to recall it was rather good, so I may struggle to come up with anything funny, but we'll see.


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Die Hard
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2008, 04:35:58 AM »
There's nothing "rather" about it. Die Hard is and always will be an awesome movie. But that has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not it can be riffed. :)
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