Thoughts / Favorite Lines

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Pretty good Trax overall. Some of my favorite lines:

"No dogs allowed" (I love the way Bill said this)
"What a dick..." (haha, wow)
"Shrek 4: Shrek and Donkey Fart" (Kevin's delivery was perfect. So true about the way that series is heading...)

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I liked the Kids Next Door reference, granted it was probably a reference to his Kids Next Door and not the Kids Next Door, but still

"I like turtles"
And the Cloverfield line, Definitely the Cloverfield line
Krusty The Deer
"That's a good one man"
"God I love this job"
"I got the Turbo Man, Sinbad is dead"
"There is no Santa!"
ooh and the end the end was awesome

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not to give it away, but if you saw Eragon and Glitter, you know what I mean

[bratpop]

They hacked into my car's computer!

Oh well, dog for dinner again I guess.

There is no Santa!

I have to uncure cancer, but...

Rob Schneider!

Ret me off this razy thing!

Behaving insane is the ONLY way to keep his sanity.

His map of buildings he's peed off the roof of.

Zombie bra - upsetting.

Sir, I'm part of a group called Improv Everywhere...

[MartyS (Gromit)]

My favorite:

"The gun alarm clock, you snooze, you lose"...

Something about the way it was delivered cracked me up.


Darn good Rifftrax, wish they could include a riff for the alternate ending version, it's much worse ( and renders the title meaningless).

[OmegaR!]

"Don't touch that man's bacon"

If you look closely, Shrek is watching I am Legend on his flatscreen t.v. at the swamp

Was it me, or did Disembaudio sound a bit different while singing at the end?

[bratpop]

Clearly that was not Disembaudio, but Damian Marley (the famous Marley).

[OmegaR!]

Well, that clears it up

"looks like Jerry Seinfeld is at it again"

(Didn't quite understand the joke but I got a kick out of the random Seinfeld reference)

[bratpop]

What part was that?

[OmegaR!]

around where he smashes his SUV into the vampire/zombie/ mummy (from The Mummy) looking things after Sam dies (at the river), one of the
Dark Seekers rams its head into the SUV and they say the Seinfeld bit

[Wiseblood]

Well, that clears it up

"looks like Jerry Seinfeld is at it again"

(Didn't quite understand the joke but I got a kick out of the random Seinfeld reference)

Jerry Seinfeld recently had an accident where he flipped his car.

[bratpop]

I do not remember them mentioning Jerry Seinfeld. They did mention Kelsey Grammar. Are you sure they said both?

[OmegaR!]

 

Ah, I forgot about that, turning over seinfeld and bee movie references in my head was producing nothing and I forgot to tune into the real world (A condition that happens far too often)

There is a Fraiser reference when Will Smith says I'm Listening

[nummy muffin]

When the movie began, and said it was produced by "Weed Road," I thought, okay, so that pre-explains all that's about to go wrong.  Little did I know that regular gas would soon cost $6.63 a gallon (and yet be in unlimited supply, just like bullets),  that Legend has no love for his nipples, that zombies retain the decency to cover their naughty parts and are all fans of the scream sequence from The Mummy, and maybe just might listen to reason when screamed back at - "I can save you!!" 

Also, Sam is Mexican, the escape plan for New York citizens is to have them airlifted to safety two by two, and there should be an "-ism" for wanting to do Mannequins.

Ritalin is Magic!

Ode:

Will doesn't know how to throw.
He must be present for it to blow.

That includes the movie, too.

[bratpop]

Why was the gas so amazingly cheap? Did this take place in 2001?

And no, I didn't get why he poured "water" or whatever on his jacket and then put it on.

[GoldieLucks]

"Candygram"