When the movie began, and said it was produced by "Weed Road," I thought, okay, so that pre-explains all that's about to go wrong. Little did I know that regular gas would soon cost $6.63 a gallon (and yet be in unlimited supply, just like bullets), that Legend has no love for his nipples, that zombies retain the decency to cover their naughty parts and are all fans of the scream sequence from The Mummy, and maybe just might listen to reason when screamed back at - "I can save you!!"
Also, Sam is Mexican, the escape plan for New York citizens is to have them airlifted to safety two by two, and there should be an "-ism" for wanting to do Mannequins.
Ritalin is Magic!
Will doesn't know how to throw.
He must be present for it to blow.
That includes the movie, too.