Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!

[Ortega]

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!

Did you ever listen to a commentary track, and listen to the creators blow smoke up your ass for an hour and a half?  Have you ever wanted to listen to real people, horribly inebriated, watch a movie and say what they really think?  Well then, your wait is over, because here is the new Harass Bastards HarassCast!!

The Victim:


The Bastards:
Ortega
Sideswipe
RaYzor

And Special Guest Bastard:
Rude

 Just remember....this is  completely improvised.  We don't script or rehearse.  And we also tend to use naughty language and can sometimes offend people who have no sense of humor.

And here is a sample, Youtubified:
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Download at your discretion at the link-ity link

[Sideswipe]

Woooooooooo! the moment you've all been waiting for!

[RaYzor]

MORTAL KOMMMBAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

(crappy synth music)

This one was a riot!

[Tripe]

Indexed

[Rude]

...

This HarassCast is fully endorsed by me: Rude. Because... well, i'm in it. So obviously that makes it infinitely more awesome than any of the other fan riffs out there. Oh yeah... plus i'm pretty drunk by the end of the movie, so there's that too!

Seriously though, this one is pretty funny.
The Bastards were spot-on for this riff of MORTAAAALLLL KOMBAAAATTT!

-Rude

[Sideswipe]

FLAWLESS HARASSMENT!

[Darth Geek]

Very funny. While not an official Rifftrax, I think it will be awhile before they get around to this turd. So this is much appreciated.

[GregMcduck]

I had a lot of fun with this. Keep it up!

How does one get invited to these kind of parties though?

[Sideswipe]

Well we have a long list of potential Harassers, but I think we can pencil you in sometime

[Janitor]

Chesticles!! HA!!

[Sideswipe]

what did you think of the MK Harasscast, Action Batch?

[TeamRAD]

After the ballgames today, I'm hoping I can find a copy of this so I can join it w/ Spidey 3 for a double feature later on tonight.  I really should try to find a cheap copy of The Crow, too.

[GregMcduck]

They're selling copies at Target, that's where I got mine.

[TeamRAD]

Thanks for the head's up, Greg. I should be in luck!

I checked the local Best Buys online, and they're all sold out.

[Janitor]

I thought the content was very good. It was well paced, even through the completely unnecessary dialogue. I laughed myself stupid when you pointed out they were trying to follow Mellena through the cobwebs that obviously hadn't been moved in a couple thousand years. The Chris Farley "That Veronica Vaughn" bit was hilarious. All the references to controller moves for the game were great.

The technical side, I realize that the delay between you guys is technology's fault. So I guess we just have to deal with it. But the audio levels! Whomever the hyena laugher guy was, was so quiet and PBR, who was drinking Rude was pretty loud. I hate to leave a complaint without a possible way to fix it, but hell, I don't know shit about audio editing.