Samson vs. The Vampire Women
I had checked MST3Kinfo shortly before viewing this all the way through, where the reviewer stated this episode was, for them, in the "Good, not great" category.
I don't know why, but I often find myself disagreeing a LOT with the reviews on MST3Kinfo. Joel/Mike aside, I always tend to like later episodes better, just because I think the rhythms of the gags and the atmosphere got more comfortable. This is one is no exception. I hadn't seen this one until now, but my God, this one had me going the whole time, especially with Trace doing the Professor imitation. Even so, I still think Mike had the best line of the whole thing:
"Sometimes lint gets in your eye and creates ghoulish shapes. It happens to everyone!"
Runner-up: "I don't know. I just came home and they were here." (Paraphrase)
That, and all the vampires karate-chopping people to death is just hysterical. Nothing says undead creatures of the night like a "cheap thug" smack to the back of the neck.