one of my all time favorites,
MERLIN'S SHOP OF MYSTICAL WONDERS
HILARIOUS!!!!!
Best part, the part that clinches this movie in bad movie history, is that he's telling these disturbing stories to his grandson! Hilarious touch! Obviously they found that early 80s evil monkey movie and wanted to make it a feature or something, so they added all that 90s stuff, but it's really obvious, not only that it's 15 years later, but that the 80s movie is film and the 90s stuff is video! did they think we wouldn't notice? Sheesh! I would love to know, though, how the original movie ends. Obviously someone puts their hands between the cymbals, but who?
FUNNY LINES:
"ANd, so Billy, the little boy who looks just like you went through horrible, irredeemable grief"
"Since when has a man noticed a plant in a house?"
"Yeah, this looks like the most expensive thing in here!"
"You know, a devil!"
"So she threatened him with sex?"
"A book? doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo!"