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Offline pstokely

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If Puma Man and Safety Woman mated?
« on: March 28, 2008, 09:24:10 PM »
What powers would their child have?


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Re: If Puma Man and Safety Woman mated?
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 09:34:02 PM »
Lots of them, but just like his/hers/its parents, they would be totally useless.



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Re: If Puma Man and Safety Woman mated?
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2008, 02:54:34 AM »
Would the child be wearing a metallic jumpsuit or brown corduroys?  That's the real question.


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Re: If Puma Man and Safety Woman mated?
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2008, 05:27:50 AM »
It could fly like a moron with its butt up in the air, which would probably slow it down on its way to the accident scenes, which means all the kids would burn to death or die of self-inflicted gunshot wounds.
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Re: If Puma Man and Safety Woman mated?
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2008, 12:14:17 PM »
Remember safety man from Recess?

Obviously if they were to mate, you would get this...



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Re: If Puma Man and Safety Woman mated?
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2008, 11:34:35 PM »
he would get wedgied to death
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Re: If Puma Man and Safety Woman mated?
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2008, 02:47:31 PM »
I think their offspring would be 84 Cheetah Crossing Guard!!!!! (Good luck looking up that pop culture reference)


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Re: If Puma Man and Safety Woman mated?
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2008, 10:30:39 PM »
Oh, he'd definitely turn out to be this guy.

http://blackcougar.com/
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Re: If Puma Man and Safety Woman mated?
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2008, 06:15:20 PM »
The power to awkwardly summon vertical cakes?  Also:  "Every man is a crossing guard".  Oh, and it's hands would be stop signs.

And it's arch nemesis?  Donald Pleasanse on fire.


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Re: If Puma Man and Safety Woman mated?
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2009, 09:16:03 PM »
As much as it's easy for me to picture them producing a daughter who'd leap around at 45 degree angles zapping out fires VERY slowly...I'm pretty sure Puma's duh-beast of a girlfriend would get way too jealous for this to ever happen.  :scared:
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Re: If Puma Man and Safety Woman mated?
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2009, 09:21:22 PM »
Oh, he'd definitely turn out to be this guy.

http://blackcougar.com/

Wow.  You ain't kidding.  And this proves it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB5ba9YI7Z0&feature=channel_page
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