Wow, I feel like I've come full circle with this one. Me and a friend used to have some fun with the Prelinger archives back in the day and this was one of the shorts we mercilessly shredded. And ironically, the whole time I was thinking "If only MST3K had gotten to do this one..."
So now I know what would happen. The results were, as expected, hysterical.
"Sorry, you'll have to talk to Meat Handler Man and his sidekick E coli boy."