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Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« on: March 28, 2008, 02:38:08 PM »


Your home is crawling with hazards! You are not safe! EVERYTHING WILL KILL YOU! In fact, never mind, because you're already dead; killed by your stupid house. That, at least, is the heartwarming message of the short Safety: Harm Hides at Home. "But RiffTrax," you say, "many shorts have already exposed the obvious truth that my home is a deadly, sinister trap, ready to spring at any moment. What's so great about this one?" Aha! Do other shorts feature the groovy safety dominatrix Guardiana? Well, one other one does, but then so does this one!

So buy it and laugh* along with Mike, Kevin and Bill.

*A thin, strangled laugh designed to cover up your growing panic as you realize your house is trying to murder you.

http://shop.rifftrax.com/ondemand/safety-harm-hides-home

Sample is on the product page, YouTube-ified version coming soon.
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Re: Now available!
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 02:39:27 PM »
"Sounds like The Lollipop Guild Joined the Federation"

Hilarious! I love these shorts!


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Re: Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2008, 02:45:11 PM »
Awesome...this email came just when I thought I was going to explode from stress at work...I was happy again ;D

Huzzah's and Accolades abound!


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Re: Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 02:48:59 PM »
Sample:
Whoops, still processing I guess. Will put it back up in a few minutes.
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Re: Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2008, 02:51:05 PM »
thanks torgo.

Finally finished watching it. My god.. this is some weird ass short. Aliens? Guardina? The 3 Finger Salute?!?!

 :clap:

well done, Rifftrax, well done.
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Re: Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2008, 02:59:06 PM »
Yum yum Paint Flakes!   ;)


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Re: Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2008, 03:01:01 PM »
A new short to start a new Shorts CD-R. Great!


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Re: Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2008, 03:48:39 PM »
Ah, just what I need on a Friday night, a new riffed short! Thank you, kind sirs!
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Re: Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2008, 04:55:38 PM »
Yaaaaaaaaaayy!!  (gets mauled by refrigerator)


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Re: Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2008, 06:13:55 PM »
Safety woman is hot!


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Re: Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2008, 06:32:26 PM »
Um, what?  Driving on a road and UFOs?  Is this really the safety video?


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Re: Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2008, 06:43:26 PM »
I forgot how cool we all were in the 70s.


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Re: Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2008, 06:45:32 PM »
Um, what?  Driving on a road and UFOs?  Is this really the safety video?


Yup! The actual safety portion doesn't appear until a little further on.


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Re: Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2008, 06:49:15 PM »
Heh, it was funny watching this so soon after Josh Way's version. :P Some similar riffs, but mostly handled differently enough to still be funny.

LOVED the Art Vandelay reference.


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Re: Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2008, 06:54:12 PM »
Wasn't Safety Woman in "The Touch of Satan"?