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What Have We Learned?: The Game
« on: March 26, 2008, 01:38:11 PM »
So here's the game: Much like the much beloved "What Have We Learned?" threads, we post a lesson we learned from a film featured on either MST3K or Rifftrax and the subsequent poster must guess it, then post their own lesson.

For example: I would post "I learned that becoming a bat is a sexually transmitted disease."

The following poster would guess "It Lives By Night" and then say their own lesson.

This is limited to films featured on MST3K and Rifftrax, and please try to keep it movie specific.  If you say "I learned Robert Z'Dar has a big face" then that could be one of two movies.

Game on!  I'll start with an easy one.

I learned that Crispin Glover is equally terrifying as an animated monster as he is in real life.




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Re: What Have We Learned?: The Game
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 02:35:59 PM »
Beowulf

I learned the Danielson Famile tree extends all the way to the honeycombed coast of Washington state.
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Re: What Have We Learned?: The Game
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 06:24:27 PM »
Space Mutiny

I learned having big muscles somehow shrink your vocal cords.
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Re: What Have We Learned?: The Game
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2008, 07:09:19 PM »
Space Mutiny

I learned having big muscles somehow shrink your vocal cords.

Actually, no.

It's a Rifftrax.  Think toupee.
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Re: What Have We Learned?: The Game
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2008, 07:23:50 PM »
 ???

Explain yourself. (I haven't seen all the rifftraxes yet.)
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Re: What Have We Learned?: The Game
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2008, 05:41:54 PM »
???

Explain yourself. (I haven't seen all the rifftraxes yet.)

It's The Wicker Man, starring Nicholas Cage's latest hairpiece.
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Re: What Have We Learned?: The Game
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2008, 06:43:24 PM »
I didnt learn weather the child in JP is a boy or girl.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: What Have We Learned?: The Game
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2008, 04:17:11 PM »
Mst3k in general.

I've learned that if its a death valley day, the driver is either missing or he's dead. :D
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