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Offline JonnyFrag

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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2006, 02:52:11 PM »
Titanic and Jurassic Park are gimmes, but I'm not so sure about about Lord Of The Rings. While I'd bet they'd make for great RiffTrax, I don't see it happening. Too many strikes against them - very long, you really should do all three, and Mike has repeatedly stated that he enjoyed them, being a Tolkien fan. It wouldn't bother me to riff them even though I love the movies, but Mike seems to only want to target movies he feels "deserve it," thus the rather mean-spirited Riffs of late.



Excuse me sir,

TOLD YOU SO, TOLD YOU SO!


sorry had to be done.  ;D
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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2006, 03:20:00 PM »
the island would be funny because mst3k already did the movie they based it on......Parts: The clonus horror


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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2006, 08:40:54 PM »
ok so...

Jurassic Park
Titanic
Armageddon
Independance Day
Braveheart
Batman and Rubbin'


And I'm adding

Forest Gump
Spiderman
Water World
The Usual Suspects
King Kong
Commando

Something with Sly Stallone (I vote Cliffhanger)

Something with Jack Nickelson (A Few Good Men? )

I dono what else...
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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2006, 08:57:32 PM »
nice list wanuva_kind

On a side note:

I hereby nominate JonnyFrag as the official Rifftrax nosterdamous for his correct call on Lord of the Rings
... who can honestly say they saw LotR coming? I cant.


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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2006, 10:02:49 PM »
I forgot about Under Seige and Speed... And maybe Sidekicks...
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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2006, 11:10:48 PM »
Something with Sly Stallone (I vote Cliffhanger)

Something with Jack Nickelson (A Few Good Men? )
In the vein of Stallone and Nicholson films, shouldn't we consider our good friend Kevin Costner?

I really think Waterworld is going to get it at some point.  Or, dare I say...The Postman?


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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2006, 12:31:51 AM »
Something with Sly Stallone (I vote Cliffhanger)

Something with Jack Nickelson (A Few Good Men? )
In the vein of Stallone and Nicholson films, shouldn't we consider our good friend Kevin Costner?

I really think Waterworld is going to get it at some point.  Or, dare I say...The Postman?


But... I uh... I said WaterWorld
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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2006, 12:50:06 AM »
Titanic and Jurassic Park are gimmes, but I'm not so sure about about Lord Of The Rings. While I'd bet they'd make for great RiffTrax, I don't see it happening. Too many strikes against them - very long, you really should do all three, and Mike has repeatedly stated that he enjoyed them, being a Tolkien fan. It wouldn't bother me to riff them even though I love the movies, but Mike seems to only want to target movies he feels "deserve it," thus the rather mean-spirited Riffs of late.

Excuse me sir,

TOLD YOU SO, TOLD YOU SO!

sorry had to be done.  ;D

You were right, Jonny. I owe you a Coke.


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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2006, 06:56:31 AM »
It's kind of like I have psychic abilites, but only with Rifftrax.

Maybe I should change my name to Clyde Bruckman.
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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2006, 11:37:27 AM »
Something with Sly Stallone (I vote Cliffhanger)

Something with Jack Nickelson (A Few Good Men? )
In the vein of Stallone and Nicholson films, shouldn't we consider our good friend Kevin Costner?

I really think Waterworld is going to get it at some point.  Or, dare I say...The Postman?


But... I uh... I said WaterWorld

Youre absolutely right...man...I was looking right at that list too.
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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2006, 05:08:28 PM »
Should we have a hall of fame of movies that are very probable to be riffed? A list that is more of a question of 'when not if' movies?
Including things like
LOTR  (we pretty much know one of these will happen sooner or later ...probably sooner)
Batman and Robin (very high likelyhood)
Titanic (been mentioned as a dream project from them for years)
Troll 2 (JUST KIDDING!)


If so, what else goes on the list?

So I guess we can all start looking forward to Batman and Robin / Titanic .  ;D


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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2006, 08:24:41 PM »
So I guess we can all start looking forward to Batman and Robin / Titanic .  ;D

Or look forward to buying/renting Batman & Titanic.   ;)


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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2006, 10:49:35 PM »
It's kind of like I have psychic abilites, but only with Rifftrax.

Maybe I should change my name to Clyde Bruckman.


Hooray for Peter Boyle!

So I guess we can all start looking forward to Batman and Robin / Titanic .  ;D

If only there was a way to mash them up and riff Titanic & Robin, where Leo DiCaprio wears a rubber body suit with nipples and fails to stop Arnold Schwarzenegger from creating the giant iceberg that sinks the Titanic. That would be sweet.


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Re: The 'When not if' stack
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2006, 11:27:18 AM »
Now I think Batman & Robin and Titanic are realy bad movies, but that's just taking it too far! No one deserves that! Leo Dicaprio in a rubber suit. Please!