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daltysmilth
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
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Reply #240 on:
April 02, 2008, 03:34:26 PM »
Maybe the question Bus Taker meant to ask was "Would you ever ignore the rules of a thread to totally kill it?"
Try this one:
If you overheard two co-workers talking about another co-worker and complaining about the quality of her work, how would you deal with the situation?
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orionpaxxx
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
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April 03, 2008, 12:30:25 AM »
I would record the conversation and use it for personal gain. Then I would turn the tape over to the other employee anyway and get some popcorn and watch my own soap opera come to life.
Do require any special needs or assistance to perform your job?
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LBeria
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
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April 03, 2008, 09:52:36 AM »
Lots of on-the-job sleep time, regular delivery of snacks to my office, and hourly foot massages along with an underpaid worker-drone to do the actual work should be a big help!
What is your classification in the usage of the English language?
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daltysmilth
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
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Reply #243 on:
April 05, 2008, 09:25:47 PM »
Que?
A customer asks about features of a product you are unfamiliar with. How do you respond?
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-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.
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Raven
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
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April 05, 2008, 09:55:46 PM »
Hang up the phone if it's a phone call, hit them with my cell phone if it's in the store.
What do you think is your greatest asset?
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Tripe
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
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April 06, 2008, 06:52:44 AM »
'scuse me while I whip this out...
So would you say you were a "people person"
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orionpaxxx
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
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April 06, 2008, 01:23:53 PM »
I'm more of a breast man myself.
What was the one thing that you learned the most from in college?
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Raven
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
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April 06, 2008, 06:38:49 PM »
Bowling 101 was a bitch but I worked through it.
How did you here about the position?
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Darth Geek
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
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April 06, 2008, 09:48:55 PM »
Karma Sutra for the Paraplegic.
What special skills do you feel you bring to this company?
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