What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews

[daltysmilth]

Maybe the question Bus Taker meant to ask was "Would you ever ignore the rules of a thread to totally kill it?"

Try this one:

If you overheard two co-workers talking about another co-worker and complaining about the quality of her work, how would you deal with the situation?

[orionpaxxx]

I would record the conversation and use it for personal gain. Then I would turn the tape over to the other employee anyway and get some popcorn and watch my own soap opera come to life.

Do require any special needs or assistance to perform your job?

[LBeria]

Lots of on-the-job sleep time, regular delivery of snacks to my office, and hourly foot massages along with an underpaid worker-drone to do the actual work should be a big help!

What is your classification in the usage of the English language?

[daltysmilth]

Que?

A customer asks about features of a product you are unfamiliar with.  How do you respond?

[Raven]

Hang up the phone if it's a phone call,  hit them with my cell phone if it's in the store.

What do you think is your greatest asset?

[Tripe]

'scuse me while I whip this out...


So would you say you were a "people person"

[orionpaxxx]

I'm more of a breast man myself.

What was the one thing that you learned the most from in college?

[Raven]

Bowling 101 was a bitch but I worked through it.

How did you here about the position?

[Darth Geek]

Karma Sutra for the Paraplegic.

What special skills do you feel you bring to this company?