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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2008, 11:28:52 AM »
sorry, but i have this genetic anomaly that causes me to rebel against what the  masses are doing. So yeah...



I'm proud to be an infidel!!!! down with the church of badassism!! (insert maniacal laughter)


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2008, 12:09:09 PM »
Thor's not involved? This religion is stupid.

Damn right.


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2008, 12:10:20 PM »
sorry, but i have this genetic anomaly that causes me to rebel against what the  masses are doing. So yeah...



I'm proud to be an infidel!!!! down with the church of badassism!! (insert maniacal laughter)

That is Bruce Campbell's religion


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2008, 12:11:04 PM »
Damn right.

Oh you Kelis worshiping heathan, when will you learn?


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2008, 12:11:33 PM »
sorry, but i have this genetic anomaly that causes me to rebel against what the  masses are doing. So yeah...



I'm proud to be an infidel!!!! down with the church of badassism!! (insert maniacal laughter)

That is Bruce Campbell's religion

Oh, well...down with that one, and yours too.

hm, that could have been handled a bit better.


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2008, 12:13:01 PM »
yes... bring them all down, then the Temple of Logicometry shall reign supreme

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha >:D
flesyht etah tsum uoy ,flesyht evas oT


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2008, 12:14:22 PM »
Plus, what about my the vegan thing. Are you people Vegan? Because if you are not, you are heathens

Well it's not strictly "vegetarian" if you know what I mean ;)


God has spoken to me (vis collect call, that cheapass) and he mentioned that we are not strictly vegans. We must make sure that the animal flesh we eat must be from animals that have lived free and happy lives. Hunting is ok, but supermarkets are not.
Eating Human Flesh is always a no-no
As for "consuming" male (or female) by products of intimacy, they must be from worthy people, i.e my husbands, however many there may be.


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2008, 12:17:54 PM »
I don't think I'm old enough for this religion, does that mean I don't have to join?


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2008, 12:20:14 PM »
Sooo... Is Anais like the 'Queen Bee' in this religion, and we're all to be brainwashed into becoming her subservient worker bees?? :speechless:


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2008, 12:22:12 PM »
After that last post anais officially creeps me out.


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2008, 12:22:35 PM »
I'm always up for a bit of Syncretism Anais, maybe there could be consolidation of your and my cult :)
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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2008, 12:23:18 PM »
Ooh, I get to be Thulsa Doom.


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2008, 12:25:18 PM »
I'm always up for a bit of Syncretisism Anais, maybe there could be consolidation of your and my cult :)

Yours can be the cult across the lake that we pull pranks on


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2008, 12:30:29 PM »
Aww but there's so many more fun ecumenical activities your and my followers could engage in ;)


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2008, 12:33:45 PM »
god has spoken to me as well anais and told me that yours is the wrong religion.  i am the true prophet and i am to take many many wives.  you are invited to become one if you renounce your heathen ways and follow my heathen ways.