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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2008, 12:34:12 PM »
Plus, what about my the vegan thing. Are you people Vegan? Because if you are not, you are heathens

Well it's not strictly "vegetarian" if you know what I mean ;)

She's a vegetarian, but she sure likes the bone.

So, more to the point, I have my own religion and I don't really want to lay anais (no offense, I'm sure you're hot and all).  So, I'm out on this one.  But you guys have fun.
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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2008, 12:50:22 PM »
god has spoken to me as well anais and told me that yours is the wrong religion.  i am the true prophet and i am to take many many wives.  you are invited to become one if you renounce your heathen ways and follow my heathen ways.

Clearly, you are a copycat prophet!


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2008, 12:51:17 PM »
Plus, what about my the vegan thing. Are you people Vegan? Because if you are not, you are heathens

Well it's not strictly "vegetarian" if you know what I mean ;)

She's a vegetarian, but she sure likes the bone.

So, more to the point, I have my own religion and I don't really want to lay anais (no offense, I'm sure you're hot and all).  So, I'm out on this one.  But you guys have fun.

You would have multiple husbands if you joined, you wouldn't be in a relationship with me. Except for those wild nights when we talking to god vis a vis peyote


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2008, 12:52:39 PM »
MY CELEBRITY ENDORSER

I have won over my first celebrity supporter (and possibly one of my future husbands)


Now that Mr. Owen is involved, I will need to up the price of joining my religion. If you would like more information, please send me 100 dollars. Then we can talk


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2008, 12:54:46 PM »
He's got beefy faced these last few years ain't he?


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2008, 01:00:24 PM »
I'm not God, but I'm a close second.



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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2008, 01:01:09 PM »
Oooh, maybe we'll get a smiting war. Where's my popcorn.


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2008, 01:03:12 PM »
My cult is so much more of the make love (lots) not war variety.


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2008, 01:04:05 PM »
I'm not God, but I'm a close second.



Who is this

My cult is so much more of the make love (lots) not war variety.

As is mine. I am the only woman able of handling ot, therefore god has chosen me


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2008, 01:05:20 PM »
see this is why syncretism is needed ;)
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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2008, 01:12:48 PM »
The temple sees all, the temple knows all, the temple is all  >:D
flesyht etah tsum uoy ,flesyht evas oT


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2008, 01:13:46 PM »
me i'm more about tickling in my religion.  tickling with feathers.  and some ropes may be used as well.


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2008, 01:31:15 PM »
I'm not God, but I'm a close second.



Howie Mandel?  What's he got to do with this.  ::)
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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2008, 01:35:02 PM »
  Well, I can't join. I'm already my own diety with Pak as my devoted follower/prophet and to join another religion would basically mean I'm not God, which is totally incorrect. The religion centered around me is awesome, though. I allow human cannibalism (obviously), mass orgies and idiots are put to death immediatly. My religion also bans celebrities, working for a living and politicians. I don't require money to join, only a first born son (or daughter. Sexism is banned also) to be sacrificed, roasted in a delicately spiced sauce, and eaten by my followers before the daily mass orgy begins. We also have weekly tupperware parties.  All hail Tyrant!!!!


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Re: God has spoken to me!
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2008, 01:41:13 PM »
I was raised Guttentarian.  We worship this man:



Now naturally, as I grew up, my faith faded somewhat.  Now I'm more of an aguttenostic.  But if you'd like more information on the Church of Steve Guttenberg of Latter-Day Steves, consult your local wellness center.



He is always with us.  Amen.