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Offline Tarantulas

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Get out and vote...
« on: November 07, 2006, 10:38:32 AM »
Don't forget to take a few minutes today (unless you're from Ohio, then you're boned) to get out and vote!


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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2006, 10:42:31 AM »
Blah... i miss communism, those were the good old days...
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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2006, 10:45:09 AM »
Yes, everybody should get out and vote today!

Being in Florida, I actually had the opportunity to vote against the devil herself, Katherine Harris.



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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2006, 10:46:11 AM »
I already did!  For Jingle all the Way!  Or were you talking about something else?  Heh heh.


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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2006, 10:52:48 AM »
Yes, everybody should get out and vote today!

Being in Florida, I actually had the opportunity to vote against the devil herself, Katherine Harris.

I envy you.  I only get to vote against evil on the level of Team Rocket.
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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2006, 11:17:07 AM »
Tarantulas and I are front row on the Micheal J Fox stem cell deal here in Missouri. We have it good this year!
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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2006, 11:24:49 AM »
Yes, everybody should get out and vote today!

Being in Florida, I actually had the opportunity to vote against the devil herself, Katherine Harris.



I am about to help slay the beast also! Monty I didn't know you were in Florida! I am in South Florida. I think it's gonna be great when Katherine Harris looses by 20 points and snaps out of her self denial into a psychotic rage after realizing that she sold her house and all of her assests in this insane attempt to gain power. It shall be a good day today! hahaha  ;)

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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2006, 11:42:04 AM »
Tarantulas and I are front row on the Micheal J Fox stem cell deal here in Missouri. We have it good this year!

And me.  I'm from the same city as Tarantulas.  And strangely, Tarantulas and I have never been seen at the same place at the same time.  But I'm sure it's just a coincidence.  OR IS IT?!!!  MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2006, 11:58:23 AM »
In Wisconsin, we're having a vote on banning gay marriage and not recognizing civil unions.  Hopefully we get enough people to vote No on this incredibly hateful legislation:

"A question on the ballot would add two sentences to the Wisconsin Constitution. One would define marriage as a union of one man and one woman. The other would say the state does not recognize similar relationships among unmarried individuals, such as civil unions."

It would make me sad to live in a place where the majority of the people think that this makes a lick of sense.
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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2006, 12:16:40 PM »
Tarantulas and I are front row on the Micheal J Fox stem cell deal here in Missouri. We have it good this year!

And me.  I'm from the same city as Tarantulas.  And strangely, Tarantulas and I have never been seen at the same place at the same time.  But I'm sure it's just a coincidence.  OR IS IT?!!!  MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

I am in Cape as well. Is this the most concentrated cell of Rifftraxers? I had better be careful about using the word cell. Might have us locked in Gitmo.
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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2006, 12:24:04 PM »
I don't know.  You'd figure there would be more in St. Louis or somewhere like that. 
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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2006, 12:34:06 PM »
In Wisconsin, we're having a vote on banning gay marriage and not recognizing civil unions.  Hopefully we get enough people to vote No on this incredibly hateful legislation:

"A question on the ballot would add two sentences to the Wisconsin Constitution. One would define marriage as a union of one man and one woman. The other would say the state does not recognize similar relationships among unmarried individuals, such as civil unions."

It would make me sad to live in a place where the majority of the people think that this makes a lick of sense.

I got to vote for a public transportation supporting car tax... I don't feel nearly as important.  Why can't my state propose stupid laws so I can vote against them? 


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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2006, 12:40:49 PM »
In Wisconsin, we're having a vote on banning gay marriage and not recognizing civil unions.  Hopefully we get enough people to vote No on this incredibly hateful legislation:

"A question on the ballot would add two sentences to the Wisconsin Constitution. One would define marriage as a union of one man and one woman. The other would say the state does not recognize similar relationships among unmarried individuals, such as civil unions."

It would make me sad to live in a place where the majority of the people think that this makes a lick of sense.

I got to vote for a public transportation supporting car tax... I don't feel nearly as important.  Why can't my state propose stupid laws so I can vote against them? 

A few years ago, Florida had a constitutional amendment on the ballot to ban pregnant pigs from being kept in cages.  I think it passed.


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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2006, 02:23:42 PM »


A few years ago, Florida had a constitutional amendment on the ballot to ban pregnant pigs from being kept in cages.  I think it passed.

We have a prop like that in AZ to vote on today too.

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Re: Get out and vote...
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2006, 02:43:54 PM »
As an 18 year-old first-time voter, you can bet I'll be voting.  I'm even going with a protest vote:

BRUCE "FUCKING" CAMPBELL FOR U.S. SENATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Washington has been overtaken by hardline zombies.  Which means there's only one man for the job, and his name is Bruce F. Campbell (you know what the F stands for).  He'll think of creative solutions to America's problems.  Just look at what he's done in the past.  As Elvis, he replaced himself with an impersonator to get the press off his back.  He has even replaced his own severed hand with a chainsaw to battle zombies with.  America's enemies are no match for boomsticks, one-liners, and macho posturing.

So today, don't vote for the guy who sucks less.  Vote for the guy who KICKS ASS.  Vote for Bruce Campbell.

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