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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7785 on: July 27, 2012, 11:10:53 PM »
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Is there an alternate version of this for portable use where the boobs come out to form earbuds?

Yes, but you don't want to know about the microphone.

I just figured it would be her bush... and I was perfectly fine with having my mouth planted in a bush.  :)

Nope. Shemale.

She does seem to have man hips.  Or is that some "European" thing?  You know, since it was made by a European sculptor.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7786 on: July 27, 2012, 11:33:05 PM »
Spoilered because probably NSFW:

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Is there an alternate version of this for portable use where the boobs come out to form earbuds?

Yes, but you don't want to know about the microphone.

I just figured it would be her bush... and I was perfectly fine with having my mouth planted in a bush.  :)

Nope. Shemale.

She does seem to have man hips.  Or is that some "European" thing?  You know, since it was made by a European sculptor.

Why has no one asked where that cord is going???   :speechless:


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7787 on: July 27, 2012, 11:48:33 PM »
Spoilered because probably NSFW:

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Is there an alternate version of this for portable use where the boobs come out to form earbuds?

Yes, but you don't want to know about the microphone.

I just figured it would be her bush... and I was perfectly fine with having my mouth planted in a bush.  :)

Nope. Shemale.

She does seem to have man hips.  Or is that some "European" thing?  You know, since it was made by a European sculptor.

Why has no one asked where that cord is going???   :speechless:

Apparently, you and I are the only anal bead enthusiasts on the forums.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7788 on: July 28, 2012, 12:43:00 AM »


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7789 on: July 28, 2012, 03:10:06 AM »


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7790 on: July 28, 2012, 03:13:29 AM »
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"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7791 on: July 28, 2012, 05:03:39 AM »
A couple of weeks ago, a friend of mine from upstate drove down (while his wife was out of town) and we hung out here for the weekend.  We went to an indoor shooting range one day and decided to share a booth and shoot for a little bit.   As I was pulling in the parking lot, Joe starting laughting and he pointed out the nice parking signs above the parking spaces all read "Parking for Church and Shooting Range Only".   We are both Catholic and found this hilarious, but we were smart enough not to laugh around the people there.

Anyway, in the indoor range they give you a human outline poster to shoot at and your move it as far back as you want.   At one point, we had it back 25 yards and the guns were loaded with 10 .45 bullets each.  One time I was on my tenth shot so I just aimed for the head (instead of the body).  Joe standing behind me laughted at that shot, so he did the same thing on his next shot.  He actually had to shoot twice since he miscounted how many shots he had made on that round.   We both got a kick out of the face we made on the head and pulled it in.   This still makes me giggle.



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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7792 on: July 28, 2012, 07:22:40 AM »
Am I missing something?

Two eyes and a mouth


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7793 on: July 28, 2012, 02:23:34 PM »
It's a stretch, Bob. But maybe this will help:



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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7794 on: July 28, 2012, 02:39:37 PM »
Since we don't have a nerdy pictures thread (and I refuse to put this under awesome because it's not), I give you this. Wank away to this Lara Croft cosplay, fellas.



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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7795 on: July 28, 2012, 02:56:24 PM »
And fun from Youtube:


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7796 on: July 28, 2012, 03:28:10 PM »
It's a stretch, Bob. But maybe this will help:



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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7797 on: July 28, 2012, 03:30:03 PM »
Since we don't have a nerdy pictures thread (and I refuse to put this under awesome because it's not), I give you this. Wank away to this Lara Croft cosplay, fellas.
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Sorry, guns don't get me hard.
Apology accepted.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7798 on: July 28, 2012, 03:33:59 PM »
Since we don't have a nerdy pictures thread (and I refuse to put this under awesome because it's not), I give you this. Wank away to this Lara Croft cosplay, fellas.





Sorry, guns don't get me hard.

Well, what do you know! I guess there are guns in those pictures! I missed them for some reason...


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7799 on: July 28, 2012, 03:43:23 PM »
Since we don't have a nerdy pictures thread (and I refuse to put this under awesome because it's not), I give you this. Wank away to this Lara Croft cosplay, fellas.

Sorry, guns don't get me hard.

My apologies, I mean to say "Wank away to this Lara Croft cosplay, fellas except Imrahil. :)

Actually I don't find it especially attractive because giant plastic boobs are a turn off for me, but I know some people dig them.
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