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QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« on: December 27, 2007, 03:45:13 PM »
The Lost World: Jurassic Park has been released! We won't charge anything for it until we finish the new website, so hurry and get it while it's free! (After the new site is up it will be 99 cents.

Synopsis:
Join distressingly recurring character Ean Malcolm, the smart-ass chaotitian, as he and his inexplicably ethnic daughter travel to Isla Sorna, where InGen had been breeding dinosaurs without the luxuries of electric fences or security systems or any of that nonsense... It wasn't a great idea in retrospect, but it makes for an exciting setting in which to show off a brand new line of action figures and playsets! With all the brash showmanship of your drunken cousin Bruce wailing Queen's "We Are the Champions" at an open mic, Steven Spielburg bounds through this thrilling adventure with class and dignity.

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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2007, 07:35:21 PM »
Ah, this one has been a long time coming. I know what I'm getting at the library tomorrow!


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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2007, 09:32:37 AM »
"Wait, hand me a pogo stick! Maybe I can bounce out!"

Another great Quiptracks, guys. Put up a Paypal thing when you start charging so I can pay for it!
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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2007, 03:00:46 PM »
Another great Quiptracks, guys. Put up a Paypal thing when you start charging so I can pay for it!

You do big honor to us, sir. Glad you liked it!


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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2007, 05:04:01 PM »
"Wait, hand me a pogo stick! Maybe I can bounce out!"

Another great Quiptracks, guys. Put up a Paypal thing when you start charging so I can pay for it!

I'm absolutely enthralled you enjoyed it!


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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2007, 10:36:20 AM »
Looking forward to Van Helsing. I love how you guys take an absurdity and just run with it.

The satellite phone, the "4 Writers Sequence," the Frying Baby T-Rex, Roland at the Drive In, the "How Did the Crew Die?" Inqueries...

Also, Tristian may be the most natural female riffer I've heard. Not sure what signifigance that has, but it's true.


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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2007, 12:43:42 PM »
Also, Tristian may be the most natural female riffer I've heard. Not sure what signifigance that has, but it's true.

*cough*........................hm


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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2007, 01:08:49 PM »
Also, Tristian may be the most natural female riffer I've heard. Not sure what signifigance that has, but it's true.

Tristan=Asbestos Bill= a guy. Just fyi.

I, Tracy, have a much higher voice. Maybe you're thinking of me. I also am a guy though.
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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2007, 06:27:48 PM »
Um... are all three of you guys?
Shit, not only was it not signifigant enough to mention, but having said it...
Sorry bout that. I listened for a bit again and I'm not sure why I assumed female. I think I formed the impression back in the lower sound quality JP riff, let the 2-way name confirm it, and just went with it.

Sigh....


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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2007, 07:23:15 PM »
Um... are all three of you guys?
Shit, not only was it not signifigant enough to mention, but having said it...
Sorry bout that. I listened for a bit again and I'm not sure why I assumed female. I think I formed the impression back in the lower sound quality JP riff, let the 2-way name confirm it, and just went with it.

Sigh....

Ha ha, yes we're all guys. It's alright. It's quite common for me especially, considering the name and high voice. All we care about is that you liked it.


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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2007, 09:33:32 PM »
"Now I'm the drummer from Def Leppard in a mirror!"
I highly enjoyed this!


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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2007, 06:35:25 AM »
Greg, thank goodness you're here; You've got to help! I've only managed to stick my foot into my mouth up to the arch- I'm aiming for mid- calf.


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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2007, 06:55:22 AM »
Wasn't there a woman riffer in a previous movie they did?
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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2008, 07:57:24 AM »
Here's a preview for you guys!

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Re: QuipTracks - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2008, 06:40:44 AM »
Wow. Over 100 downloads thus far. Who's downloading it, I wonder? If you've watched it, please let us know what you thought!