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EXTRA! EXTRA! RIFFTRAX NEWSPAPER HEADLINE THREAD!
« on: December 27, 2007, 08:52:28 AM »
This thread is simple,post a headline from your news paper with a caption.



So everyone in Iowa is getting along,regardless of Race.  That's nice to hear.


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Re: EXTRA! EXTRA! RIFFTRAX NEWSPAPER HEADLINE THREAD!
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2007, 11:19:15 AM »


"would've went with asphalt myself"
"in other news, deer related car accidents spiked last month"


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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2007, 11:34:09 AM »

It's weird cuz every other year was just plain flat and level.
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Re: EXTRA! EXTRA! RIFFTRAX NEWSPAPER HEADLINE THREAD!
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2007, 11:52:54 AM »
Dec. 27, 2007, 1:24PM
Chaos erupting after assassination, Fort Bend man says

By PURVA PATEL
Copyright 2007 Houston Chronicle


Jeez Chaos, settle down, it will be okay.   And why are Fort Bend men reporting on you?


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Re: EXTRA! EXTRA! RIFFTRAX NEWSPAPER HEADLINE THREAD!
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2007, 12:04:52 PM »


"would've went with asphalt myself"
"in other news, deer related car accidents spiked last month"

I just spit water on my computer.


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Re: EXTRA! EXTRA! RIFFTRAX NEWSPAPER HEADLINE THREAD!
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2007, 12:15:38 PM »


That same expert went on to say that 'The Sky is Blue","you can only buy the Big Mac at McDonolds",and that "Bringing peace to the middle east may take more then a week of work".


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« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2007, 08:07:43 PM »



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Re: EXTRA! EXTRA! RIFFTRAX NEWSPAPER HEADLINE THREAD!
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2007, 08:17:31 AM »

Wow.

The two people that stayed must have been really busy.


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Re: EXTRA! EXTRA! RIFFTRAX NEWSPAPER HEADLINE THREAD!
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2008, 04:41:11 PM »
Clowns gather for annual church tribute

Just because people are religious doesn't mean they're clowns.

(I know, not that funny.  I saw it and thought it was odd.)


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Re: EXTRA! EXTRA! RIFFTRAX NEWSPAPER HEADLINE THREAD!
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2008, 04:48:02 PM »


That same expert went on to say that 'The Sky is Blue","you can only buy the Big Mac at McDonolds",and that "Bringing peace to the middle east may take more then a week of work".

A friend of mine worked at McDonalds for a while, and reported there was a sign in the back that read, "Warning, knives can cut you."
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2008, 05:04:20 PM »


That same expert went on to say that 'The Sky is Blue","you can only buy the Big Mac at McDonolds",and that "Bringing peace to the middle east may take more then a week of work".

A friend of mine worked at McDonalds for a while, and reported there was a sign in the back that read, "Warning, knives can cut you."

This is unrelated, but when I was in college and worked at McDonalds, the cups used to say "May Contain Peanuts".  This always cracked me up, but I guess the place where they made them had peanut shells in building or something (that's what the manager told me), and the peanut dust got in the paper cups they used for the shakes.  I always thought, "Yeah, if you put peanuts in that cup, it may contain them, if you don't put them in it, it may not contain peanuts."
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Re: EXTRA! EXTRA! RIFFTRAX NEWSPAPER HEADLINE THREAD!
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2008, 06:23:57 PM »


That same expert went on to say that 'The Sky is Blue","you can only buy the Big Mac at McDonolds",and that "Bringing peace to the middle east may take more then a week of work".

A friend of mine worked at McDonalds for a while, and reported there was a sign in the back that read, "Warning, knives can cut you."

Wow.

You got me beat.


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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 06:38:05 PM »


The least Likely pair since Orson Wells and the Pope started playing golf together.


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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2008, 05:40:37 AM »


The forum morned today at the unexpected death of their beloved RVR.

Torgos breathed a sigh of relieve knowing that the server post counter could remain un-updated for the time being.

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Re: EXTRA! EXTRA! RIFFTRAX NEWSPAPER HEADLINE THREAD!
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2008, 12:07:12 AM »


You know, I knew once knew a homeless guy who liked to hoard worthless pieces of junk that he found on the street.  Then he found out he could sell them for scrap and use the proceeds to buy crack money.  Maybe the Historical Society should try that.  You can never have too much crack money.
« Last Edit: May 02, 2008, 12:14:03 AM by BBQ Platypus »
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.