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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2007, 03:44:01 PM »
Yes, there is a ninja stalking and plotting to kill you.  Unfortunately for him/her, ninjas cannot kill without a reason.  So you'd better do your damned-est not to piss that ninja off.
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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2007, 05:43:45 PM »
Ninjas often have as many as 10 toes.
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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2007, 11:13:36 PM »
ninjas can reproduce asexually.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2007, 04:23:02 AM »
There is not a ninja in the room with me right now.  There is not a ninja standing just behind the closet door with a sword already drawn.  He definitely isn't waiting for me to stop typing and turn around before springing his trap.  There is no reason that I'm slowly sliding my computer chair closer to where the replica samurai sword is hanging on my wall...I'm not going to HA!!

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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2007, 02:12:52 PM »
Robots>Ninjas

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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2007, 02:36:15 PM »
No, Leader One, you got that sign backwards.  It should read:

"Robots<Ninjas"
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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2008, 09:00:07 PM »
you got that sign backwards.  It should read:
"Robots<Ninjas"
No, he is right, Robots trump Ninjas. The only thing that can beat a Robot is a Robot Ninja or a Roboninja, if you will. Now I grant you... maybe Storm Shadow could beat a robot... maybe.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2008, 09:08:01 PM »
MAYBE Storm Shadow could beat a robot?  Of course he could, dude kicked a tank to death, robot'd be no different.
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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2008, 11:19:32 PM »
MAYBE Storm Shadow could beat a robot?  Of course he could, dude kicked a tank to death, robot'd be no different.
Of course, after all there's absolutely no difference at all between a robot and a tank.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2008, 05:11:50 AM »
MAYBE Storm Shadow could beat a robot?  Of course he could, dude kicked a tank to death, robot'd be no different.
Of course, after all there's absolutely no difference at all between a robot and a tank.

A robot is basically a tank that can think.  That'd make it harder to fight than a tank, sure, but the principle is the same, and most robots don't move very fast, compare that to a ninja of Storm Shadow's abilities and the fight is pretty much over.
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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2008, 07:18:32 AM »
Did you ever see the scene in the original Transformers movie where Optimus makes just about ever Decepticon his bitch, the one where he rockets from truck mode to robot  mode a blast the hell out of everyone?  Yeah Stormshadow doesn't have a chance in hell.

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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2008, 07:53:02 AM »
Don't forget about the ninja parade.

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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2008, 11:37:12 AM »
Don't forget about the ninja parade.
You know, if they could have walked down the road in front of all those people and nobody saw them, then I would be impressed. Stealth is not just a matter of patience and agility. It's also about being able to cling to the shadows, good disguises, excellent muscle tone and really cool gadgets.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2008, 01:45:15 PM »
You know, if they could have walked down the road in front of all those people and nobody saw them, then I would be impressed.

How do you know they weren't doing exactly that?

In fact, how do you know a ninja isn't standing behind you right now?
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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2008, 02:10:04 PM »
Did you ever see the scene in the original Transformers movie where Optimus makes just about ever Decepticon his bitch, the one where he rockets from truck mode to robot  mode a blast the hell out of everyone?  Yeah Stormshadow doesn't have a chance in hell.

That was just a cartoon, dude.

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