EXTRA! EXTRA! RIFFTRAX NEWSPAPER HEADLINE THREAD!

[Janitor]

Bendy Bus is being held for questioning. A list of accomplises include Corey Car, Larry Lawnmower and Eunice Unicycle.

[nummy muffin]

So the twins were a mistake, too?

[Bob]

BEST SPORTS HEADLINE EVER


LSU officially grabs Stanford's Johnson (4/11)
Jerit Roser
Issue date: 4/11/08 Section: Campus Beat
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Media Credit: Hannah-Piper Moore
Mayor-President Kip Holden (left) shares a laugh Thursday afternoon with new LSU men's basketball coach Trent Johnson (right).
 
 
Media Credit: Mark Macmurdo
 
 
The search is over.

LSU announced Stanford's Trent Johnson as its new men's basketball coach Thursday afternoon, ending a two-and-a-half month search and 24 hours of heated speculation linking Johnson to the vacancy left by John Brady's firing.

[Janitor]

Right there, behind you, pick it up.

[bettertomorrowamy]

So the twins were a mistake, too?

It's Bush's admission that sex education in school is needed.