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Offline goflyblind

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17880 on: July 25, 2016, 12:45:06 PM »
Yeah, I'm dating a guy who thinks he's way smarter than he actually is. It's like he stopped aging at 19.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17881 on: July 25, 2016, 01:21:24 PM »
Oh, don't tempt me, Vanilla Ice... Don't tempt me.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17882 on: July 25, 2016, 09:50:31 PM »
I bought a box of Lemonheads. These things for folks outside the US:



They're lemon flavored hard candies. On the box, just below the expiration date is a note that "Lemonheads are produced using genetic engineering."

Dude. If I'm eating Lemonheads, it's a pretty good bet that I'm not terribly concerned with GMOs. Besides, these are considered to be "food" only by the most generous interpretation.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17883 on: July 26, 2016, 05:56:26 PM »
Here's a tip: Put a pinch if sage in your boots and all day long a spicy scent is your reward.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17884 on: July 27, 2016, 03:55:43 AM »
Here's a tip: Put a pinch if sage in your boots and all day long a spicy scent is your reward.

that'll go great with the onion tied to my belt, which is the style of the time.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17885 on: July 27, 2016, 08:43:03 AM »
I'm in a hospital.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17886 on: July 27, 2016, 10:33:42 AM »
I'm in a hospital.
You going to be okay? I remember last time I checked myself into a hospital it was over things that were pretty bleak, mentally speaking. :(


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17887 on: July 27, 2016, 11:49:33 AM »
Yeah, I'm dating a guy who thinks he's way smarter than he actually is. It's like he stopped aging at 19.



Speaking of, I am technically single. I told my boyfriend/roommate we were broken up....He didn't listen to me, but it's a step in the right direction.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17888 on: July 27, 2016, 07:19:44 PM »
I'm in a hospital.
You going to be okay? I remember last time I checked myself into a hospital it was over things that were pretty bleak, mentally speaking. :(

I was discharged. Just waiting for my ride. And I'm not in a relationship with him any more. So I guess I could and can date less annoying people.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17889 on: July 27, 2016, 11:51:59 PM »
Well, I'm being moved into the small bedroom. I'm staying here with him instead of moving back to Kansas. The fear of living with my parents is a horrible prospect that I don't want to go through again. That has to do with my over dose and my being in the hospital. I could do without living with the ex, but whatever. It's not like I have another option.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17890 on: July 29, 2016, 07:03:00 AM »
Grocery shopping for the first time as a single person again is a bit stressful.. :o
I remember the stuff I used to buy; hot pockets, frozen pizzas, and other heat-and-serve meals, but now I have to stretch my dollar buying stuff to make sandwiches like lunch meats, rotisserie chicken, tuna, and comparing prices to get the most out of my money..
I really miss my wife  :'(


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17891 on: July 29, 2016, 08:13:39 AM »
Grocery shopping for the first time as a single person again is a bit stressful.. :o
I remember the stuff I used to buy; hot pockets, frozen pizzas, and other heat-and-serve meals, but now I have to stretch my dollar buying stuff to make sandwiches like lunch meats, rotisserie chicken, tuna, and comparing prices to get the most out of my money..
I really miss my wife  :'(
Beware the Grocery Witch!



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17892 on: July 29, 2016, 08:24:47 AM »
Grocery shopping for the first time as a single person again is a bit stressful.. :o
I remember the stuff I used to buy; hot pockets, frozen pizzas, and other heat-and-serve meals, but now I have to stretch my dollar buying stuff to make sandwiches like lunch meats, rotisserie chicken, tuna, and comparing prices to get the most out of my money..
I really miss my wife  :'(
Beware the Grocery Witch!
The freaks were at a minimum at the Neighborhood Walmart this morning ;D


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17893 on: July 29, 2016, 12:15:21 PM »
Grocery shopping for the first time as a single person again is a bit stressful.. :o
I remember the stuff I used to buy; hot pockets, frozen pizzas, and other heat-and-serve meals, but now I have to stretch my dollar buying stuff to make sandwiches like lunch meats, rotisserie chicken, tuna, and comparing prices to get the most out of my money..
I really miss my wife  :'(
Beware the Grocery Witch!
The freaks were at a minimum at the Neighborhood Walmart this morning ;D

if you can't see the freak in the walmart, chances are it's you. :speechless:
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #17894 on: July 31, 2016, 03:46:56 AM »
Every time I see an ad for Disney's latest film, I wonder, "why are they making a film about DooM's Big Fucking Gun?!?!"
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