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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11850 on: September 01, 2014, 12:35:06 PM »
The absolutely last word I'd use to describe any J-Law selfie would be ugly....


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11851 on: September 01, 2014, 12:47:17 PM »
Yes, well you are young, hung and full of come.

When you are no longer interested in sex, you can see the world for what it is, and you can get a lot more done.

That's what my wife says, anyway.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11852 on: September 01, 2014, 01:05:55 PM »
 Randy, I enjoy your posts. Not ironically or haha look at this clown. I think you're funny and that you have good opinions and that you have a lot of life experience to draw from. I love the eccentric delivery. Seriously. Then again, I'm no authority around here.

 I don't like to learn too much about actors on a personal level until I've seen the movie/show/whatever enough times as a like to judge the performance and not the person. On the topic of hacked celebrity nudes, I can't help but think it's PR. Whoops! Oh no! Everyone can see how incredibly tan and svelte I am! Mercy me! Whoops! Now everyone knows how sinewy I am! This can't possibly help my career as an actor!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11853 on: September 01, 2014, 01:10:06 PM »
I think you broke the code, jonalame!
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11854 on: September 01, 2014, 02:34:17 PM »
In regards to the whole leak: http://t.co/NgdJP9IsVm


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11855 on: September 01, 2014, 04:35:32 PM »
In regards to the whole leak: http://t.co/NgdJP9IsVm

I agree with that article but my biology insists that I indulge in my curiosity. I could take the high road and not look but I'm too much of a rubber necking voyeur. I saw the pictures and they are basically what you'd expect, what has me captivated now is the strange cultural phenomenon that's building up around "The Fappening". 


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11856 on: September 01, 2014, 05:03:22 PM »
It's just your hormones. When you are of prime breeding age, 80% of your biology is geared towards breeding. And that is just males. Female bodies are almost 85% to 90% geared to breeding.

You see boobies you go crazy... What turns women on is a deep dark mystery, but I can tell you this, it's not a pic of your dick on the internet. Most women do not want to see your dick before they get to know you.

Your gay-boys do. They love the dick. I know them-- they walk around humming, under their breath, "...wish I was suckin' dick.... wish I was suckin' dick...." That's a true fact!

I'm kidding about that. I love my big gay friends.

But, what were we talking about? Breeding. My advice, don't do it! I know you won't take that advice... that's fine... Apparently, there is a biological imperative. Despite food supply or toxic environment, Nature tells you to keep breeding.

Kind of a cruel joke, really.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11857 on: September 01, 2014, 05:41:03 PM »
It would be a little strange if you expected to see anything other then tits and bits. What compels you (me) to see them is that they are forbidden and voyeuristic.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11858 on: September 01, 2014, 05:50:22 PM »
Honestly, I looked at the pictures and went, 'Yep, that's what tits look like. That's what they looked like pretty much every other time I've seen them.'

Yes, I went to medical school for like five minutes. I crashed out horribly, Organic Chemistry destroyed me. But gross anatomy classes in which I could dissect a human body.... was totally gross and I almost died.

Seriously, you can't have sex with people once you see inside them. I may still be traumatized. Seriously, I cried like a boob through the whole procedure, and then I fled... it was very womanly. I think I actually sobbed and draped my arm over my eyes like a was fleeing to Tara!

But, I must say, I was suspicious of my classmates that looked at the corpses like birds of prey eyeing road-kill. Ironically that is the same look I get from most of my doctors. You have to have the temperament for it, I suppose.

To me, it's just like porn, I look at the people and say, there is a mother who is lamenting her daughter or a mom who loves her son, look at her eyes, she's so high. I mean, I am a pagan and there are few rules, but I grew up in Irish Catholic schools. Those Nuns beat a strong sense of right and wrong into me.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11859 on: September 01, 2014, 05:58:16 PM »
To me, it's just like porn, I look at the people and say, there is a mother who is lamenting her daughter or a mom who loves her son, look at her eyes, she's so high. I mean, I am a pagan and there are few rules, but I grew up in Irish Catholic schools. Those Nuns beat a strong sense of right and wrong into me.

I was never into incest porn myself.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11860 on: September 01, 2014, 06:06:27 PM »
Now, that was uncalled for! Even as that is how I structured the sentences, you didn't have to go there. I was talking about anonymous Woman A in a porn and thinking if her mother was worried about her... you know what I meant....

You funny bastard!
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11861 on: September 01, 2014, 08:07:52 PM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11862 on: September 01, 2014, 08:13:54 PM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11863 on: September 01, 2014, 08:23:33 PM »
I'm sorry, I crossed the line. Wow, I feel really, really bad... I made the Saints cry...

Please forgive me.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11864 on: September 01, 2014, 08:29:14 PM »
So marketing. That's like a 4 year degree, right? And I assume that the marketing people at a big company like Pepsi are some of the best. They probably have a whole team of the guys.

So this team of highly trained marketing experts who have studied SPECIFICALLY for this moment finds nothing wrong with, "Diet Mountain Dew: The Only Diet with Dew In It!"?