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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11820 on: August 29, 2014, 10:33:12 AM »
Cantaloupe is awesome, I can't think of a single fruit I don't like. Except cocoanut, cocoanut can lick my taint.

How can you not like a Mounds Bar? (or an Almond Joy if you feel like a nut). You crazy man.

And does this mean you like the Durian fruit? Has anyone actually tried one of these?

I actually have tried durian, it is also awful. The taste isn't that bad but the smell and texture are over powering.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11821 on: August 29, 2014, 10:54:03 AM »
Cantaloupe is awesome, I can't think of a single fruit I don't like. Except cocoanut, cocoanut can lick my taint.

How can you not like a Mounds Bar? (or an Almond Joy if you feel like a nut). You crazy man.

I also hate coconuts. Can't stand Mounds or Almond Joys (although I don't care much for almonds either). I can even taste it when coconut is added into chocolate (usually German chocolate).



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11822 on: August 29, 2014, 11:46:55 AM »
Cantaloupe is awesome, I can't think of a single fruit I don't like. Except cocoanut, cocoanut can lick my taint.

How can you not like a Mounds Bar? (or an Almond Joy if you feel like a nut). You crazy man.

And does this mean you like the Durian fruit? Has anyone actually tried one of these?

I actually have tried durian, it is also awful. The taste isn't that bad but the smell and texture are over powering.

I hear it smells like dirty old socks soaked in onion juice and left in the sun for a week. How accurate is that?


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11823 on: August 29, 2014, 11:53:22 AM »
And does this mean you like the Durian fruit? Has anyone actually tried one of these?
Yep equally  vile and delicious, like Lyndsey Lohan at the beginning of her downward spiral.

Smells a bit like flesh a couple of days on the turn.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11824 on: August 29, 2014, 12:57:55 PM »
Cantaloupe is awesome, I can't think of a single fruit I don't like. Except cocoanut, cocoanut can lick my taint.

How can you not like a Mounds Bar? (or an Almond Joy if you feel like a nut). You crazy man.

And does this mean you like the Durian fruit? Has anyone actually tried one of these?

I actually have tried durian, it is also awful. The taste isn't that bad but the smell and texture are over powering.

I hear it smells like dirty old socks soaked in onion juice and left in the sun for a week. How accurate is that?

It smells like a bag of fruit with a piece or two of meat that's been left in a cold damp place for a month or so with an added sickly sweetness to it, also a slight stinging perfume quality, basically it smells like a sweet decay. The actual taste is kind of a generic sweet jack fruit taste but with the consistency of stringy, wet custard.

I lived in a part of Oakland for a couple of years where the demographic was primarily Vietnamese and SE Asian expats, exotic fruits were common place and cheap. My favorites were lychee, chom chom, and dragon fruit. 


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11825 on: August 29, 2014, 12:58:55 PM »
Oh, I love lychee.  :)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11826 on: August 29, 2014, 01:03:50 PM »
Oh, I love lychee.  :)

I've eaten so much of it I was blowing mud on a couple of occasions. You would like chom choms too, they're basically bigger lychees that are kind of hairy with smaller seeds, they also tend to be much more expensive most of the year.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11827 on: August 29, 2014, 01:20:36 PM »
I've eaten so much of it I was blowing mud on a couple of occasions.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11828 on: August 29, 2014, 01:51:08 PM »
The fruit itself is not super perfume-y, that being said I know a couple of people who hate it. 


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11829 on: August 29, 2014, 02:00:03 PM »

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11830 on: August 29, 2014, 02:43:21 PM »
Cantaloupe is awesome, I can't think of a single fruit I don't like. Except cocoanut, cocoanut can lick my taint.

How can you not like a Mounds Bar? (or an Almond Joy if you feel like a nut). You crazy man.

And does this mean you like the Durian fruit? Has anyone actually tried one of these?

I actually have tried durian, it is also awful. The taste isn't that bad but the smell and texture are over powering.

I hear it smells like dirty old socks soaked in onion juice and left in the sun for a week. How accurate is that?

It smells like a bag of fruit with a piece or two of meat that's been left in a cold damp place for a month or so with an added sickly sweetness to it, also a slight stinging perfume quality, basically it smells like a sweet decay. The actual taste is kind of a generic sweet jack fruit taste but with the consistency of stringy, wet custard.

I lived in a part of Oakland for a couple of years where the demographic was primarily Vietnamese and SE Asian expats, exotic fruits were common place and cheap. My favorites were lychee, chom chom, and dragon fruit.
Durian is one of my all-time favorites: the "nutty" ones are best. Skipped dinner one night and, with a friend, ate three of them at a sitting and then drank liquor. My Singaporean colleagues were appalled: 'That's dangerous! Durian is heaty [sic]". This from an actual scientist. My absence of spontaneous combustion notwithstanding as evidence to the contrary: "Ah, you didn't drink enough to cause a problem."


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11832 on: August 30, 2014, 04:37:39 PM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11833 on: August 30, 2014, 05:22:31 PM »
I'm debating if I should post the trailer or wait a bit.

Edit: The movie's original trailer, I mean.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11834 on: August 30, 2014, 05:34:39 PM »
Hmm...https://twitter.com/clastowka/status/505423061035024384

Interesting. I don't think I've ever seen this.  Not sure how I missed it, between Hawk the Slayer and Beastmaster.

The title sounds SO familiar, but I don't think I've ever seen it, either.
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