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Offline Nunyerbiz

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9315 on: November 14, 2013, 01:58:47 PM »
I think the CIA must be testing their satellite-based stupid beams again... as a similar thing happened to me last garbage day...

So I'm getting ready for my morning shower, then realized "crap, I didn't take the garbage out and it's garbage day!". The garbage men in my neighborhood have a very strict schedule, where they will pick up your garbage precisely between 6:30am and 5:45pm.... and it was already 6:45!!! So I slipped on my pair of adult sized Crocs (fuck off, they are comfortable!) and got about halfway to the side door before I realized the only thing I was wearing were my adult sized Crocs (fuck off again, they are comfortable!).

I recreated the story for my wife the next day in graphic detail... but I don't think she appreciated unappealing nude me in my Crocs (THEY ARE LIKE WALKING ON LITTLE RUBBER CLOUDS!!!! SO COMFORTABLE!!!)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9316 on: November 14, 2013, 02:18:30 PM »
So you're saying that you, a grown man, own Crocs? :o


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9317 on: November 14, 2013, 02:20:14 PM »
three pair!

Altho I had to retire the oldest ones... as once those things lose their tread the laws of friction become your worst enemy. A little bit of water underneath you and it's time for a hydroplane thrill ride to skull fracture...


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9318 on: November 14, 2013, 02:36:04 PM »
Altho I had to retire the oldest ones... as once those things lose their tread the laws of friction become your worst enemy.

I read that sentence 3 times before realizing it was "Although". For some reason, I thought you were typing a lisp. :o


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9319 on: November 14, 2013, 02:50:12 PM »
Ugh, I hate crocs so much. Worst thing to come out of CO, ever (IMO)
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9320 on: November 14, 2013, 02:53:53 PM »
Ugh, I hate crocs so much. Worst thing to come out of CO, ever (IMO)



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9321 on: November 14, 2013, 04:43:47 PM »
However, I'm also grossed out by women who wear tights as pants.  I don't need to see every part of your anatomy outlined in spandex.

Depends on the woman. Many of the wrong women (and men) just don't realize that spandex is a privilege, not a right.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9322 on: November 14, 2013, 11:15:00 PM »
I also find crocs kind of gross. 

Keep that shit at home.

However, I'm also grossed out by women who wear tights as pants.  I don't need to see every part of your anatomy outlined in spandex.

On the whole, I'm thankful for good looking women in tights.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9323 on: November 15, 2013, 05:59:37 AM »
On the whole, I'm thankful for good looking women in tights.
Agreed 100% :P


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9324 on: November 15, 2013, 08:59:03 PM »
I replied to a comment thread on Cracked today.  Then I got like 10 replies to it apparently, because I got a bunch of E-Mail notifications.  I decided that I probably wouldn't like those replies because they are from a comments thread on a popular web site.  So after making the mistakes of 1) reading the comments section and 2) contributing to it, I made the wise decision of permanently deleting the notification E-Mails without reading them.  Though I am curious as to what they said.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9325 on: November 15, 2013, 09:02:06 PM »
I also find crocs kind of gross. 

Keep that shit at home.

However, I'm also grossed out by women who wear tights as pants.  I don't need to see every part of your anatomy outlined in spandex.

On the whole, I'm thankful for good looking women in tights.

I'm really not. Good looking women look better in other things. Tights are functional, and I don't begrudge them wearing them, but they aren't pants.

What about jeggings?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9326 on: November 15, 2013, 09:40:09 PM »
I actually really enjoy tights. Not in lieu of pants, mind you, but I enjoy them.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9327 on: November 16, 2013, 03:01:39 PM »
A few days ago, I learned that -40 degrees is the same temperature in both Celsius AND Fahrenheit.

That's pretty fucking cool.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9328 on: November 16, 2013, 03:30:00 PM »
Pretty fucking cool? more like really really fucking freezing.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9329 on: November 16, 2013, 06:58:26 PM »
Pretty fucking cool? more like really really fucking freezing.

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