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Offline Lembach

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6570 on: November 23, 2012, 07:27:51 PM »
I just hate dealing with these Lightning Deals.

"The Lightning deal said if I bought the Xbox now, and then bought 1 game at full price, a 2nd game at 3/4 price, and a 3rd game at 5/8th price, then I would get a $10 promo on the order, and another $20 promo issued for a future order if I sacrificed a goat to Ba'al in the light of a full moon, and a $5 mp3 credit issued if I pushed the button on a black box presented by a disfigured man. My question is: if a train leaves Cincinnati at 8pm central time, what time would my package arrive in Pittsburgh?"  :grr:

So.....you live in Pittsburgh?

No, I work for Amazon. Sometimes I get claims like this.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6571 on: November 23, 2012, 07:33:56 PM »
I just hate dealing with these Lightning Deals.

"The Lightning deal said if I bought the Xbox now, and then bought 1 game at full price, a 2nd game at 3/4 price, and a 3rd game at 5/8th price, then I would get a $10 promo on the order, and another $20 promo issued for a future order if I sacrificed a goat to Ba'al in the light of a full moon, and a $5 mp3 credit issued if I pushed the button on a black box presented by a disfigured man. My question is: if a train leaves Cincinnati at 8pm central time, what time would my package arrive in Pittsburgh?"  :grr:

No, I work for Amazon. Sometimes I get claims like this.

So.....you live in Pittsburgh?

Oh, gotcha. That shit sounds annoying.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6572 on: November 23, 2012, 08:04:51 PM »
Time really does fly when you're having fun. I mean, it doesn't like, literally
fly around and shit, but it goes by really fucking fast.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6573 on: November 24, 2012, 11:09:12 AM »
Sad that Larry Hagman died.

But he lived a long life and cheated death many a time

RIP Larry
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6574 on: November 24, 2012, 01:35:12 PM »
Sad that Larry Hagman died.

But he lived a long life and cheated death many a time

RIP Larry

He would have lived longer if he hadn't killed his liver with alcohol.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6575 on: November 25, 2012, 04:41:47 AM »
It's a cold Sunday morning and I've been up since 7am for some reason..
I should be sleeping in! :grr:


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6576 on: November 25, 2012, 05:55:02 AM »
It's a cold Sunday morning and I've been up since 7am for some reason..
I should be sleeping in! :grr:

Cold here too...I woke up at 5 cuz I'm stupid too.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6577 on: November 25, 2012, 06:11:48 AM »
It's a cold Sunday morning and I've been up since 7am for some reason..
I should be sleeping in! :grr:

Cold here too...I woke up at 5 cuz I'm stupid too.

Waking up at 5am to discover you can crawl back under the covers and sleep in is a glorious thing.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6578 on: November 25, 2012, 06:42:25 AM »
i regularly get up at five. is that abnormal?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6579 on: November 25, 2012, 06:45:30 AM »
i regularly get up at five. is that abnormal?

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6580 on: November 25, 2012, 06:52:14 AM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6581 on: November 25, 2012, 04:09:42 PM »
I heard a bit of that Gangnam Style song today, but couldn't place it. Then I realized it was because this was the first time I'd ever actually heard that song at all. Somehow, over the course of the last 4+ months, I'd never once listened to the song in any capacity, only saw constant pictures and videos of people doing the dance. I wasn't trying to avoid it or anything like that, it just never came up in my day-to-day life. I don't know what that says about the wavelength I normally operate on when it comes to modern pop culture. Maybe I'm just overthinking things.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6582 on: November 25, 2012, 04:16:15 PM »
It says you have good taste.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6584 on: November 25, 2012, 05:55:59 PM »
I'd never heard Gangam Style until I saw that American Music Awards thing with him and MC Hammer.  The performance was awesome, but it's still kinda surprising just how popular the whole thing has been.