Completely Random Thoughts

[MSTJedi]

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

[Nobody]

To honor my best phone calls of the past year, some of my co-workers are considering getting me a tee-shirt that says "'Sweetie' the Fucking Redneck Moron".  I'd prefer a coffee cup.

[Darth Geek]

To honor my best phone calls of the past year, some of my co-workers are considering getting me a tee-shirt that says "'Sweetie' the Fucking Redneck Moron".  I'd prefer a coffee cup.

Seems like that should be on a baseball cap.

[Nobody]

To honor my best phone calls of the past year, some of my co-workers are considering getting me a tee-shirt that says "'Sweetie' the Fucking Redneck Moron".  I'd prefer a coffee cup.

Seems like that should be on a baseball cap.

Maybe, but I look terrible in hats.

[Darth Geek]

To honor my best phone calls of the past year, some of my co-workers are considering getting me a tee-shirt that says "'Sweetie' the Fucking Redneck Moron".  I'd prefer a coffee cup.

Seems like that should be on a baseball cap.

Maybe, but I look terrible in hats.

Me too, actually.

[anais.butterfly]

Anybody have some time and want to call my cell phone so I can find it?


edit: It was under the toilet seat lid?!?!?!

[Pak-Man]

Man, you don't want to butt-dial from THERE...

[Quantum Vagina]

Today was the first day of a run of 9 at work. I've never done that before. I'm a little terrified of the strain that's going to put on me, but interestingly enough, work doesn't seem to cause me to go into panic mode. I'll have things happen over a couple of days, and then waking up at 3 with less sleep than I need will just set me off. I had one this morning, but managed to finish off the rest of the day. I just have to get these better under control...

[UncleDesmond]

I keep meaning to put this on a  coffee mug. The real meaning of "Understood".

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=understood

[LucasM]

Anybody have some time and want to call my cell phone so I can find it?


edit: It was under the toilet seat lid?!?!?!

When you finally found it, did you feel flushed with success?

[UncleDesmond]

Anybody have some time and want to call my cell phone so I can find it?


edit: It was under the toilet seat lid?!?!?!

When you finally found it, did you feel flushed with success?

Must have been driving you round the bend (uh oh, here we go......)

[darkchashy]

diarhea vs constipation.
The unstoppable object vs the unmovable force

[anais.butterfly]

Today was the first day of a run of 9 at work. I've never done that before. I'm a little terrified of the strain that's going to put on me, but interestingly enough, work doesn't seem to cause me to go into panic mode. I'll have things happen over a couple of days, and then waking up at 3 with less sleep than I need will just set me off. I had one this morning, but managed to finish off the rest of the day. I just have to get these better under control...

Getting the mood swings to stabilize has been my hardest issue

[d00hickey]

Anybody have some time and want to call my cell phone so I can find it?


edit: It was under the toilet seat lid?!?!?!

I use this site http://www.wheresmycellphone.com/ it's also a good fun to mess with a coworker sitting next to you by putting their phone number in it repeatedly. Sit back and watch the confused rage bubble up while you look like your working. 

[Darth Geek]

Anybody have some time and want to call my cell phone so I can find it?


edit: It was under the toilet seat lid?!?!?!

I use this site http://www.wheresmycellphone.com/ it's also a good fun to mess with a coworker sitting next to you by putting their phone number in it repeatedly. Sit back and watch the confused rage bubble up while you look like your working.

Aaaaand I have a new hobby!