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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6825 on: January 06, 2013, 07:49:50 PM »
I've said this before but she's who I picture as the "lady who sells ice cream" who comes (appropriately enough) before the man with a tan sharpei in the park on a certain day in spring.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6827 on: January 06, 2013, 08:21:32 PM »
Damn!  I will destroy a t shirt for you for half that price.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6828 on: January 06, 2013, 08:33:35 PM »
Damn!  I will destroy a t shirt for you for half that price.
If she's still wearing it, I'll destroy it for free.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6829 on: January 08, 2013, 01:30:35 PM »
You're like the little blokie in the corner of my screen signing the content of my messages for the hard of thinking aren't you? ;)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6830 on: January 08, 2013, 01:48:59 PM »
thinkin' about signing up for one of those internet dating sites. anyone have good/bad experiences?

got my first message today: "Too bad you don't want children..." like, i guess it's to-the-point, but why even bother sending me a message if that's all you're going to say? ???
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6831 on: January 08, 2013, 01:57:17 PM »
Was s/he cute?


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6832 on: January 08, 2013, 02:25:20 PM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6833 on: January 08, 2013, 02:43:24 PM »
Perhaps they thought you were perfect in every regard save the desire to keep from reproducing, and if they said something like that your response might be, "It's negotiable."
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6835 on: January 08, 2013, 03:40:08 PM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6836 on: January 08, 2013, 03:53:36 PM »
thinkin' about signing up for one of those internet dating sites. anyone have good/bad experiences?

got my first message today: "Too bad you don't want children..." like, i guess it's to-the-point, but why even bother sending me a message if that's all you're going to say? ???

If that's their style of communication at THIS point, you're better off anyway.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6837 on: January 08, 2013, 04:11:52 PM »
Perhaps they thought you were perfect in every regard save the desire to keep from reproducing, and if they said something like that your response might be, "It's negotiable."

Or you could've said, "I don't want them; you can have mine."

my first instinct was to respond "why? are you selling? 'cause i know a guy." i figured ignoring the (possible) crazies would be a better strategy, though.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6838 on: January 08, 2013, 05:49:24 PM »
Perhaps they thought you were perfect in every regard save the desire to keep from reproducing, and if they said something like that your response might be, "It's negotiable."

If you didn't think she was cute, and didn't like her fucking with your head like that, you could respond...
              "I'm sorry I wasn't clear: I just wouldn't want YOUR children."
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6839 on: January 08, 2013, 07:50:14 PM »
Hey anyone know what happened to that monolith thingy? I ask because I saw it on a milk carton the other day with the rather curious caption "Have you seen me?"