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Offline Cibernético II

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Re: The Search for the Next Elvira is now a reality ..FOX Reality, that is...
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2007, 09:55:54 PM »
no, I wasn't talking about the guys who were auditioning. I don't have anything against them, more power to them. I'm talking about the 2 guys Elvira brought with her that acted as her co-judges. They were total pricks.
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Re: The Search for the Next Elvira is now a reality ..FOX Reality, that is...
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2007, 10:03:59 PM »
no, I wasn't talking about the guys who were auditioning. I don't have anything against them, more power to them. I'm talking about the 2 guys Elvira brought with her that acted as her co-judges. They were total pricks.

My apologies for misunderstanding you.
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Re: The Search for the Next Elvira is now a reality ..FOX Reality, that is...
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2007, 10:18:37 PM »
that's ok, I'm just now realizing I must be the only one that has seen the show. Because she has 2 "Man-viras" who are her co-judges and contributors to the show. And they're both much more critical than she was and annoying in general. Imagine 2 Simon Cowells in drag
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Re: The Search for the Next Elvira is now a reality ..FOX Reality, that is...
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2007, 04:05:21 AM »
Yeah, FOX Reality isn't even an option in Canada as far as I know - at least not with the cable or satellite providers in my area. And even if it WAS an option, I'd rather die than have it available for viewing on my television. :)

Incidentally, has Elvira considered selling her DNA to Lancome? That would be the world's most powerful anti-aging product. Seriously, her boobs look the same now as they did in 1963. Although, with our luck, that would be EXACTLY how Resident Evil came to real life fruition. ;)
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Re: The Search for the Next Elvira is now a reality ..FOX Reality, that is...
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2007, 11:55:49 AM »
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So i finally caught an episode on TV the other night. Ouch! It was bad. Although i did set the TiVo to record the last episode on Halloween night. I'm a little curious to see who will actually win this thing. But i'm more interested in figuring out what it is they win. I mean, i doubt that Elvira is going to just hand over her schtick anytime soon. It's about the only thing making her any money these days, really. So what the hell do they mean when they say "the next" Elvira?

Anyway, i have to say that Elvira's little tag-along judges bug the hell outta' me too. I can't stand that sassy nancy boy sitting around judging these girls... it's just his stupid attitude. The other one is fine, but that little goth boy bugs the hell outta' me everytime he opens his mouth! Since when is it required that one judge be a total asshole?

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Re: The Search for the Next Elvira is now a reality ..FOX Reality, that is...
« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2007, 03:13:16 PM »
Since when is it required that one judge be a total asshole?

Since Simon Cowell, natch. :P
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