Hero and the Terror is a fairly routine action film starring Chuck Norris as a policeman who captures a maniacal serial killer and goes after him again when the killer escapes. Norris can't act for toffee, but I do enjoy 70s/80s New York in the movies - it looks so filthy - and there's one or two decent fight scenes.
Major Payne - Not funny. Not at all funny. Damon Wayans plays a nasally voiced killing machine in the US Army who gets discharged from the army and finds himself at a boarding school training kids in what I assume is the American version of the Army cadets. Basically it rips the plot from Heartbreak Ridge, but is terrible. The only good thing is the lovely Karyn Parsons (Hilary from the Fresh Prince), who plays the inexplicable love interest.
Daddy's Little Girls - No, not a porn film, but my latest foray into the crazy crazy world of Tyler Perry. This one benefits from two great leads - Idris Elba and Gabrielle Union. Elba plays a mechanic who lives in the hood and has three young daughters. When his mother in law dies, he has to fight over custody for his kids with his ex-wife, a borderline crazy lady who's boinking the local gang leader. He enlists the help of high-class lawyer Union to fight for custody, but a romance develops between the two. It's still a terrible film - the bad guys are all caricatures, laughably so - but the performances from the two leads almost manage to overcome the dozens of problems the film has.
Pumpkin - Christina Ricci plays a rich sorority girl who in order to help her sorority win a competition, signs up to aid physically and mentally disabled athletes. She gets Pumpkin, and although initially is repulsed by him, eventually become friends. Though as their friendship deepens, it threatens both her lifestyle and standing within the sorority. Pitched somewhere between drama and satire, it never gets the tone right at all, and ends up being confused and at times, just unpleasant. It's also too long.