Silent Hill: Revelations 3D
I can't imagine I'll be able to say anything original here but: stupid, exposition heavy, completely missing the point of the games and oh, one of the iconic monsters saves the day. I only went to this because me and a friend were going to see Sinister, but it was already out of theatres and there wasn't a lot of choices. We could have just seen nothing, but my friend will be moving soon, so we thought it would at least be stupid fun. There was fun in heckling it and early on there are one or two good scares early on but it got real dumb.
Mistake #1: Don't have a MAIN BAD GUY for your Silent Hill movie. Silent Hill is like an evil force, not a guy with plans. It is just an evil fucking town.
Mistake #2: Don't have there be an "Evil Order". Again the bad guy should be the faceless and inexplicable horrors of Silent Hill.
Mistake #3: Don't give back story to why Silent Hill is Silent Hill. It simply is.
Mistake #4: The iconic monsters of Silent Hill are very much tied to the psyche of the main character of the game. Pyramid Head should not exist outside of Silent Hill 2 and the nurses shouldn't exist outside of 3 (also a mistake later games made)
Mistake #5-28: Different kinds of sucking I don't want to get into right now.
Really, really dumb movie, but in the right mood, easy to heckle.
Detective Guy: "I discovered I was working for the Order of Verdue"
Me: "I found that out when they signed their checks the Order of Verdue"
(In the back of a restaurant, where a man is being sliced up, cooked and eaten)
Me: Well, at least Taco Bell is using meat again.
Police Guy: (on dumb looking symbol) "I've never seen anything like this before."
Me: "I've never seen a bunch of circles before"