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Offline Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #60 on: November 10, 2008, 08:15:07 AM »
The Happening:

It's Superman causing all the bad things
I thought it was The Supremes.

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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #61 on: November 10, 2008, 10:35:20 AM »
ST: TMP

It was all a dream as Spock wakes up in time for the first day of Wrath of Khan


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #62 on: November 10, 2008, 12:21:30 PM »
The Bob Newhart show:
It turns out Bob Newhart only exists in the dream of some kid, and when the kid wakes up, Bob Newhart dies.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #63 on: November 10, 2008, 12:22:21 PM »
The President of the Enclave is the Architect of the Matrix.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #64 on: November 10, 2008, 12:51:58 PM »
Beowulf

Beowulf is actually a remake of Odepus Rex
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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #65 on: November 10, 2008, 03:06:25 PM »
Waiting for Godot

The two main characters walk offstage, then Godot shows up, looks around, and says "Where ARE those guys?  I told them I'd meet them right here!"
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-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #66 on: November 10, 2008, 04:34:24 PM »
Dancer in the Dark

After Bjork dies, someone watching the execution starts clapping, cries "encore" and then feels really embarrassed when he remembers the situation.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #67 on: November 10, 2008, 04:57:05 PM »
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

It turns out Padme had a quickie with Obi Wan, and HE is Luke's father.



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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #68 on: November 11, 2008, 05:00:57 AM »
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

It turns out Padme had a quickie with Obi Wan, and HE is Luke's father.
Now that would be a good movie. It would even cause the movie to make sense and would be a good throwback to the old twist.
that's just how we ride.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #69 on: November 11, 2008, 07:17:31 PM »
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
It turns out Padme had a quickie with Obi Wan, and HE is Luke's father.
Bravo, at least then it would have been somewhat more interesting.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #70 on: November 13, 2008, 07:41:34 PM »
Dr. Who

The next doctor will be played by Tom Baker again.  It's what the nerds want.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #71 on: November 14, 2008, 02:50:58 PM »
Let's see how many people I can offend with this one.

The last temptation of Christ

Christ wakes up in a sweat, gets out of his nice warm bed, washes his face, looks in the mirror and notices ...(pregnant pause for effect) ... he is a black man, looks around and sees he is in the white house.  Cue Scream... cue Talking Heads "Letting the days go by" in the background...
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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #72 on: November 16, 2008, 06:28:18 PM »
Monsters vs. Aliens
In an M. Night style twist ending, Predators returns to Earth and kill off both the aliens AND the monsters.
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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #73 on: November 16, 2008, 07:24:46 PM »
The Happening

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #74 on: November 16, 2008, 10:00:30 PM »
Um, BTA, that isn't a FAKE spoiler. And given that it says M Night Shamalan on the poster, it's not even a real spoiler.