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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #1050 on: May 14, 2009, 08:56:56 PM »
Hello!  I am a pie!

Whoohoo!! Dessert has arrived!!

Before you do something rash, I should warn you that basehart had his dick in me earlier.


Was it for more than 5 seconds?  That's what that rule is, right?


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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #1051 on: May 14, 2009, 08:57:45 PM »
Before you do something rash, I should warn you that basehart had his dick in me earlier.

You might even say he popped Cherry.

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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #1052 on: May 15, 2009, 06:09:18 AM »
I wore protection!  Though oven-mitts might not be totally adequate for the job.

It's not even gay! I mean, she was a hostess cherry pie. 


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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #1053 on: February 19, 2010, 11:09:55 PM »
Wow. I waited 6 months for that? :^) And I had so many condiment puns left in me. Relish puns and catch up puns and using mustard instead of must. Ah well. It's good to have the game back.


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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #1054 on: February 22, 2010, 03:48:07 PM »
Yeah, I came back to die. quickly I might add...
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #1055 on: February 22, 2010, 07:11:46 PM »
Wow. I waited 6 months for that? :^) And I had so many condiment puns left in me. Relish puns and catch up puns and using mustard instead of must. Ah well. It's good to have the game back.

I know.  It truly breaks my heart.  The puns turned out to be my downfall - the forum just couldn't take a yolk.
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #1056 on: February 22, 2010, 10:02:45 PM »
Yeah....well.....I know Mistah J will have to come get me out.  The way Ra's A outed me with the mistake in counting won't be forgotten.  And just as I'd signed-in to make my hit.  Well...hopefully some will see the hints I left behind and rescue me!!

Oh great....I'm surrounded in here by foodies.....how's a gal supposed to keep her trim figure now??  ;D
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #1057 on: February 23, 2010, 12:47:36 PM »
One game I'd like to survive one game.:(

Ah well time to find a fun new avatar. :)

Maybe me and parrot Jemmy for a bit.


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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #1058 on: March 26, 2010, 06:11:40 AM »
Well, here I am!
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #1059 on: March 26, 2010, 07:29:40 AM »
We'll, here I am!

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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #1060 on: March 28, 2010, 06:00:32 AM »
Sigh.


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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #1061 on: March 28, 2010, 10:38:48 AM »
ARRRGH!  STUPID MAFIA! YOU'RE STUPID! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE STUPID AND DEAD!!!
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« Reply #1062 on: March 29, 2010, 07:25:46 AM »
Hehe, well, at least I flushed out a vigilante hit, even though I was already doomed. Er, no pun intended, Doom Guy.


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« Reply #1063 on: March 29, 2010, 10:31:37 AM »
Hehe, well, at least I flushed out a vigilante hit, even though I was already doomed. Er, no pun intended, Doom Guy.

That was a BAD PUN! A 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness!
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Re: MAFIA purgatory: corpses only!
« Reply #1064 on: March 29, 2010, 02:12:35 PM »
Hehe, well, at least I flushed out a vigilante hit, even though I was already doomed. Er, no pun intended, Doom Guy.

That was a BAD PUN! A 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness!

Whattya want, fry?  I'm a fish, that draws maps.  Your world frightens and confuses me!