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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2007, 10:55:40 AM »
Indeed you did.

What's the next level cause you'll have to maintain precedent by posting in that subject for 6000.
That'd be 'DRAGON RIDER'
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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2007, 10:57:31 AM »
Ick that means you have to post in Eragon. Ah well it does just have to be the one post.


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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2007, 11:52:55 AM »
By the way, did you know that yesterday was Sarcasm's 1 year aniversery?


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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2007, 11:54:51 AM »
That'd be 'DRAGON RIDER'
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Junkyard'll have it in a week.


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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2007, 11:56:48 AM »
Always searching for the "final frontier," I guess.


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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2007, 11:57:30 AM »
By the way, did you know that yesterday was Sarcasm's 1 year aniversery?
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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2007, 04:06:49 PM »
What is with all these "Enterprise" haters.  Scott Bakula was a great captain.  Tpol had big boobies, and you almost got to see them in the show.
The Andorians were kick-ass.  The alternate universe episode was awesome.  Explain to me why you made them cancel it.

I for one had a hard time finding it on tv, and that's mostly why I missed it when it was on.  For a while it wasn't broadcast in my area, then when it was it was on at 11 pm.  UPN screwed "Enterprise" basically.

Help me out here.

You're kidding....right? 

A show were every other episode had the germ of a good idea....but then absolutely nothing to say about it !!!!   (too dumb? can't write? too scared of the corporation that owns it to maybe "ruffle some feathers"?)

A "cutting edge" episode about - *gasp* - an AIDS like disease.  And only ten years or so after it's message ceased to be necessary (except with a lot of hard-headed bigots who wouldn't be watching sci-fi anyway...and even if they did were too stupid to get it now or ever).

A Borg episode that made no f**king sense.  You're there with the element of surprise, a 200 year technological advantage and an almost perfect spot to start your infiltration of the Earth and the destruction of Starfleet (which was their original assignment back in First Contact).   And what do you do?  Get into a spaceship and RUN FOR HOME like the pussies you are.   WTF?    "Well, there was only three of them..."   They're the Borg!  They have a solution for that, remember?  At least, they used to....

BTW, you couldn't just feel Berman wanting to rip off that scene between Ripley and Burke in Aliens for Archer to yell at the Admiral who sent the scientists to the North Pole...(Archer crying like a girl: "You didn't even warn them...!")

Speaking of movie rip-offs...like the footage stolen from Event Horizon?  Couldn't you see that coming miles and miles away?

Then the last episode I watched -  "Christopher Street" (don't worry, I was getting paid as a reviewer to suffer through all this).   Where the Xindi could go back in time to kill us through bio-weapons if they just studied our blood long enough.  So why send the prototype weapon in the first place to cut up Florida and basically announce to Earth that they want to kill us instead of just letting their experiments do the work?  And was that "comedy routine" at the drive thru really just a Xindi plot to try to make us all want to blow our brains out?

This was Star Trek for those with IQ's in the minus column.  Trek for Frat Boys....show them even a hint of a tit and that's enough for them.

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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2007, 07:34:11 PM »
I too watched them all, and could see them being "almost there"..... The episodes were good, but they could have been very good.

I think that the writers just didn't quite capture it.

But hey, a show with this on it is worth watching anyway:






well, except for Porthos.
Narrator: Johnny even got to the midway for a ride, but the fun didn't last nearly long enough.

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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2007, 07:40:57 PM »
My Trump Card!....en espanol
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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2007, 08:04:15 PM »
I like sexy women. Really I do.
But when it comes to entertainment, I like a little subtlety.
And that was less subtle than 7 of 9's cat suit.
Add the haircut to that, and... yeah. Does nothing for me.


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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2007, 08:05:49 PM »
gay!
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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2007, 08:11:03 PM »
Not gay, just... selectively nuetral.


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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2007, 08:14:28 PM »
Yeah, I know it is obviously naughty for naughty's sake.  But I love that in Star Trek.  The weirder thing is back in the TNG world where all these hot sexy professional women are running around doing their work and looking fine, and no men seem to notice or have any sex drive at all.  Very unrealistic.  If that is Gene Roddenberry's utopia count me out.
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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2007, 08:42:50 PM »
See, in fact, I think I just realized what is really going on inside my head here: If i want to see a topless vulcan get a backrub, in my mind I realize I need only go on YouTube. No need to sit through an entire show.
It's just my father's practicality gene kicking in.


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Re: Any Love for "Enterprise"?
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2007, 08:44:48 PM »
But without the show, it wouldn't be on youtube.  Therefore you LIKe Enterprise.  Thanks for your support.  Next!
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