Stupid Questions

[Junkyard]

Someone once said, "There are no stupid questions." This person obviously wasn't around anytime in the last 50 years.
But anyway, this thread is dedicated to stupid questions. You don't have to feel compelled to answer the previous persons, but you can if you'd like to.

My opening example:

If you have a pair of identical twins, and name them Prometheus, (Forethought,) and Epimethius, (Afterthought,) but force Prometheus to always wear pink so you can tell them apart, will they both end up with self esteem issues, or will their respective traumas cancel each other out?

[RVR II]

Are there such things a Stupid Answers? Like...
I Think Prometheus will end up a 'Transvestamule Homo'!

Here's mine:
Why is the Sky Blue?

[Junkyard]

The sky is blue because that's the color the Gods fart in. C'mon man, that's not a stupid question- it's a basic one. TRY HARDER!

Also, when is chocolate?

[RVR II]

Chocolate is when Nature Calls!

OK.. When will the Universe End?

[Tripe]

Just outside Miliways of course!

When is the pom in pom-pom-pom-pom and what time is love?

[Junkyard]

4:00 pm and 2:00 am.

Who would win in a fight: the Jabberwocky or a unicorn rode by a fairy?

[RVR II]

Definitly; The Fairy Corn!

When is the Solstice?

[Tripe]

When Ian Anderson says so.

If you ate an extra large pizza smothered in 5 different cheeses and 3 sorts of laxative, would the competing forces of elimination and constipation allow you to travel in time?

[RVR II]

Yep.. Back AND Forth to the Toilet

Will it ever be ok to invade Russia's Vodka plants?

[Junkyard]

That's what she said!

Can God lick his own elbow?

[RVR II]

HELL NO!

Does Howdy Doody have Wooden Nads?

[Tripe]

No "he's" a girl.

Who shaves the barber?

[Junkyard]

I wouldn't know. This is my barber.


Why am I Junkyard?

[RVR II]

Your Autobot and Decepticon Scraps!!

Why is there Money?

[Tripe]

Because it's difficult to slipp cowrie shells into a strippers g-string

Que?