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Stupid Questions
« on: August 14, 2007, 06:09:39 AM »
Someone once said, "There are no stupid questions." This person obviously wasn't around anytime in the last 50 years.
But anyway, this thread is dedicated to stupid questions. You don't have to feel compelled to answer the previous persons, but you can if you'd like to.

My opening example:

If you have a pair of identical twins, and name them Prometheus, (Forethought,) and Epimethius, (Afterthought,) but force Prometheus to always wear pink so you can tell them apart, will they both end up with self esteem issues, or will their respective traumas cancel each other out?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2007, 06:15:47 AM »
Are there such things a Stupid Answers? Like...
I Think Prometheus will end up a 'Transvestamule Homo'! :D :D

Here's mine:
Why is the Sky Blue?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2007, 06:27:26 AM »
The sky is blue because that's the color the Gods fart in. C'mon man, that's not a stupid question- it's a basic one. TRY HARDER!

Also, when is chocolate?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2007, 06:29:54 AM »
Chocolate is when Nature Calls! :D :D :D

OK.. When will the Universe End?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 06:31:58 AM »
Just outside Miliways of course!

When is the pom in pom-pom-pom-pom and what time is love?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 06:34:21 AM »
4:00 pm and 2:00 am.

Who would win in a fight: the Jabberwocky or a unicorn rode by a fairy?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 06:35:56 AM »
Definitly; The Fairy Corn!

When is the Solstice?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 06:40:38 AM »
When Ian Anderson says so.

If you ate an extra large pizza smothered in 5 different cheeses and 3 sorts of laxative, would the competing forces of elimination and constipation allow you to travel in time?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2007, 06:42:29 AM »
Yep.. Back AND Forth to the Toilet

Will it ever be ok to invade Russia's Vodka plants?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2007, 06:44:20 AM »
That's what she said!

Can God lick his own elbow?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2007, 06:45:33 AM »
HELL NO!

Does Howdy Doody have Wooden Nads?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2007, 06:46:39 AM »
No "he's" a girl.

Who shaves the barber?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2007, 06:51:02 AM »
I wouldn't know. This is my barber.


Why am I Junkyard?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2007, 06:52:06 AM »
Your Autobot and Decepticon Scraps!! :D :D :D

Why is there Money?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2007, 06:56:34 AM »
Because it's difficult to slipp cowrie shells into a strippers g-string

Que?